Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'


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Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 02, 2005 11:32:58 am PDT #7092 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Perhaps I'll buy the movie rather than renting....


Strega - Sep 02, 2005 11:56:33 am PDT #7093 of 10002

Heh. He is still wearing underwear. And a shirt. And he's dry-humping Tara Reid at the time. The imagery (i.e., Tara Reid) is plenty upsetting but there's not really that much skin.


§ ita § - Sep 02, 2005 12:03:47 pm PDT #7094 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bless. I needed to cleanse myself of the Tara imagery, and Laura Kern's review of Transporter 2 may be just the trick:

Purely shallow but never dull

I didn't need it to be better than the first, so the mere chance is gravy.


Tom Scola - Sep 02, 2005 12:07:43 pm PDT #7095 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Mindless violence is exactly what I need to watch this weekend. Except that Transporter 2 might be a little too mindless. Every clip I've seen makes me want to roll my eyes.


Scrappy - Sep 02, 2005 12:08:34 pm PDT #7096 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have been looking forward to Tall Sexay Man Fighting Very Well Transporter 2 for a long time. I am anticpating lots of hott dude with his shirt off excellent action sequences.


§ ita § - Sep 02, 2005 12:13:05 pm PDT #7097 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I seem to remember that this trailer had him gratuitously shirtless and slick -- it's nice to see themes carried over from the original.

I haven't seen clips, just trailers, and they're hyping the punchy parts a lot.

Ebert gives it three stars:

Either "Transporter 2" is wall to wall with absurd action, or it's not a sequel to "Transporter." And in fact the sequel is a better film than the original

However, I'm going to see The 40 Year Old Virgin first.


Sean K - Sep 02, 2005 12:16:39 pm PDT #7098 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm very excited about Transporter 2. It looks like lots of goofy, brainless fun. Which is all I'm expecting or needing from it.


Eddie - Sep 02, 2005 2:34:27 pm PDT #7099 of 10002
Your tag here.

I'm going to go see 40 Year Old Virgin with some friends soon. Based on what everybody's said here, I can't wait!


Cashmere - Sep 02, 2005 5:11:51 pm PDT #7100 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'll watch Transporter 2 with the same mindless glee with which I view Desperado. Pretty, pretty men fighting. Sometimes with guns. Antonio has the gorgeous brown hair, Jason Statham, the incredible abs.

Either way, I'm a happy girl.


Eddie - Sep 02, 2005 5:20:15 pm PDT #7101 of 10002
Your tag here.

40 Year Old Virgin was pretty damn funny, a steady stream of chuckles and explosive laughs. Not sidesplitting funny, but my face hurt when I left the theater. So, all in all, a good show.

I might catch Transporter 2 at a matinee this weekend sometime. I too crave the mindless fun.