I don't have a file.
Of course not.
::nudges folder under the couch with his toe::
Look, I established long ago that The Hec Files are a myth.
They're arcane notes scribbled on the backs of paper plates from carryout restaurants.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
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Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 11:44:39 am PDT #7039 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
erikaj - Sep 01, 2005 11:51:22 am PDT #7040 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I bet he still keeps it all, though. Man remembers too much otherwise.
Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 11:55:51 am PDT #7041 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I bet he still keeps it all, though.
Oh, definitely. Kinda shoved under the couch. But I just wanted to dispell the myth of actual files proper. There's a mysterious coding system -- pizza sauce means one thing, plum sauce another, and curry -- well, we won't speak of that.
DavidS - Sep 01, 2005 11:56:37 am PDT #7042 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and curry -- well, we won't speak of that.
::dips Teppy's file in curry::
Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 11:59:05 am PDT #7043 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
IIRC, you had to come up with the curry classification BECAUSE of me.
I can't remember -- which sauce classification did you have to invent just for erika?
erikaj - Sep 01, 2005 12:12:13 pm PDT #7044 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Judging from my musical tastes, probably tabasco.At least until, like my idols, I run completely off the rails, becoming a cautionary tale until somebody has to retrieve my knickers from a national monument or I hit my ex with a footrest, at which time I write nothing but Goddess chants for ten years. Then it will be vanilla extract.
tommyrot - Sep 01, 2005 1:50:42 pm PDT #7045 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Two reviews on AICN completely trash Sound of Thunder [link]
Ray Bradbury must be rolling in his grave. But that's probably because he's still alive.
And I just don't get most cases of short-story->full-length-film....
evil jimi - Sep 01, 2005 4:06:39 pm PDT #7046 of 10002
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
C'mon, you know The Ig's only five foot one, Frank.
yeah but he has a 10-inch cock
Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2005 5:52:19 pm PDT #7047 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
he has no body fat, he's just guh.
I will say, the fact that the man is in that kinda shape at his age (and given the life he's lead) is pretty amazing.
Plus, I remember him on Letterman back in the 80s where he did his full-on run out in audience, give it his all performance, and then when he talked to Dave just seemed like this gee-whiz midwest kid with a big grin.
Age has pretty much done in the gee-whiz, but the give it all is still there by all accounts (and muscleculture). He's like Keith Richards crossed with Tigger.
DavidS - Sep 01, 2005 6:34:03 pm PDT #7048 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Plus, I remember him on Letterman back in the 80s where he did his full-on run out in audience, give it his all performance, and then when he talked to Dave just seemed like this gee-whiz midwest kid with a big grin.
Is that the one where Dave opened with "So, how're you doing Iggy?" and Iggy replied, "Doin' alright. Suckin' and fuckin'."