I don't have a file.
Of course not.
::nudges folder under the couch with his toe::
But no one does the peanut butter, glitter, and cutting oneself thing better.
He's got that market cornered.
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I don't have a file.
Of course not.
::nudges folder under the couch with his toe::
But no one does the peanut butter, glitter, and cutting oneself thing better.
He's got that market cornered.
He's got that market cornered.
Also, being used as a mop when passed out.
I'd rather have a Hec file than an FBI one. But if things go on as they have, I'll probably have both.Eventually.
he has no body fat, he's just guh.
I don't have a file.
Of course not.
::nudges folder under the couch with his toe::
Look, I established long ago that The Hec Files are a myth.
They're arcane notes scribbled on the backs of paper plates from carryout restaurants.
I bet he still keeps it all, though. Man remembers too much otherwise.
I bet he still keeps it all, though.
Oh, definitely. Kinda shoved under the couch. But I just wanted to dispell the myth of actual files proper. There's a mysterious coding system -- pizza sauce means one thing, plum sauce another, and curry -- well, we won't speak of that.
and curry -- well, we won't speak of that.
::dips Teppy's file in curry::
IIRC, you had to come up with the curry classification BECAUSE of me.
I can't remember -- which sauce classification did you have to invent just for erika?
Judging from my musical tastes, probably tabasco.At least until, like my idols, I run completely off the rails, becoming a cautionary tale until somebody has to retrieve my knickers from a national monument or I hit my ex with a footrest, at which time I write nothing but Goddess chants for ten years. Then it will be vanilla extract.