Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Dana - Aug 26, 2005 6:11:21 am PDT #6872 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

British Whose Line, worst thing to say on meeting the Queen, Stephen Fry: "Oh, that reminds me, I must buy a stamp".

There was also one episode where they played the Question Game, and he kept asking questions in Latin.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 6:15:38 am PDT #6873 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The Prince playing basketball Charlie Murphy story cracks me up every time I see it.


Hayden - Aug 26, 2005 6:22:03 am PDT #6874 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I saw the Prince one before I saw the Rick James one, and at the moment Prince appeared with the basketball, I was laughing so hard I nearly fell off the couch. I saw the Rick James one the next night and did fall off the couch at the moment where Charlie Murphy kicks Rick James.

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly," on WKRP.

Man, that stands out as the first moment when I realized that TV could actually be funnier than real life. It seems like a trite revelation now, but I was a kid when I saw that and didn't think anybody could be funnier than my granddad.


Kalshane - Aug 26, 2005 7:24:40 am PDT #6875 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

One of the funniest things I've seen on the American version was Ryan Stiles playing a foal being born as a party guest.

I'd forgotten about that one, but yeah.

The one I caught last night had Ryan as a first time mother going from conception to birth and during the birthing sequence Wayne decided to take the role of the baby. It was more the look on his face than anything else, but it had me laughing incredibly hard (though not quite "I can't breathe" level.)

I seem to recall liking Tony a lot (though Ryan and Colin were my favorites on the British version so I was really happy to see them as permanent members of the American cast), though it's been a long time since I've seen any of the original show.

The only Whose Line guy who stands out in my mind as being consistently unfunny was the guy who apparently helped create the British version (I can't remember his name.) who was in like every episode of the first few seasons and his entire sense of "comedy" seemed to be babbling in a high-pitched voice. Ugh. I know there were other guests I didn't care for, but at least they were only occaisional nuisences.

And of course, I rarely find the scenes Drew's involved in the American version to be very good. I really miss Clive Anderson. (Who in addition to being a great host, knew to stay behind the desk.)

Ooh, just remembered another "I nearly died" Whose Line moment. Ryan styles as Carol Channing but her head was magnetic or something. Really off the wall concept, but Ryan's running around, getting his head stuck to things while spouting off in that voice (which is hysterical on it's own) and manages to break the neon lights on the front of Drew's desk with his head.


Dana - Aug 26, 2005 7:25:49 am PDT #6876 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

the guy who apparently helped create the British version (I can't remember his name.) who was in like every episode of the first few seasons

John Sessions.


Kalshane - Aug 26, 2005 7:42:36 am PDT #6877 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Thank you. I was pretty sure it was John something, but I couldn't remember the last name.


Gris - Aug 26, 2005 7:43:53 am PDT #6878 of 10002
Hey. New board.

I may be early saying this, but I can't imagine I'll ever be able to listen to Sarah Silverman's version of "The Aristocrats" without laughing until I cry.


Kathy A - Aug 26, 2005 7:45:40 am PDT #6879 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Sessions was in Brannagh's Henry V as the Irishman who gets in an argument over his nationality with the Welshman (Ian Holm) and some Englishman (played by someone I can't remember).


Gris - Aug 26, 2005 8:26:19 am PDT #6880 of 10002
Hey. New board.

I saw Pretty Persuasion last night.

It was interesting. For the first 2/3 of the movie, I was in love with it - it was brilliantly evil, scatchingly hilarious. The last 1/3 became rather overwrought, unfortunately, which keeps me from recommending the movie entirely whole-heartedly, though I still think it was more than worth my $10.75.

By far the best thing about the movie was Evan Rachel Wood's performance. She is absolutely, completely, totally amazing. She has a hard role - a smart, devious, manipulative bitch of the highest order, using sex, guile, and the showmanship of scandal to get exactly what she wants when she wants it while destroying those she wants to hurt, and she plays it perfectly. I spent the entire movie delighting in how brilliantly evil this character is. The movie could have been really, really bad; in fact, I think it would have been really bad with 97% of actresses playing the main character, because it's just such an unbelievable premise in many ways. ERW makes it work.

See it if you like super-dark teen movies, or just super-dark comedy/tragedies. Feel free to wait for DVD, though, as this type of movie doesn't suffer from that.


Katie M - Aug 26, 2005 2:03:06 pm PDT #6881 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

I actually have an episode of the American Whose Line saved on my Tivo forever and ever because it includes the mission impossible skit with the burnoose-washing and the cat.