"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly," on WKRP.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
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Strega - Aug 25, 2005 5:00:32 pm PDT #6862 of 10002
tommyrot - Aug 25, 2005 5:56:43 pm PDT #6863 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh yeah, that one one of the funniest TV moments ever. Along with the attack of the godless communist tornados.
Kalshane - Aug 25, 2005 6:56:45 pm PDT #6864 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Which reminds me: everything set at the convention in Galaxy Quest. EVERYTHING.
Yes, this.
I remembered two more while flipping channels tonight and catching an episode of Whose Line is it Anyway?
- British version. Game is Superheroes. Ryan Stiles as "Tight Underwear Boy".
- American version. Game is Green Screen. Colin Mochary (sp?) in front of the screen, which is (unknown to him) displaying a collection of clips of him from the show. The best part is early in the bit, he says the reason for the "news" he's supposedly reporting is "A bald joke gone horribly wrong" or some such.
Really, I think the British Whose Line is probably the most consistantly responsible for unable to breathe bouts of laughter than any other program for me.
Fiona - Aug 26, 2005 3:32:02 am PDT #6865 of 10002
British Whose Line, worst thing to say on meeting the Queen, Stephen Fry: "Oh, that reminds me, I must buy a stamp".
askye - Aug 26, 2005 3:34:14 am PDT #6866 of 10002
Thrive to spite them
One of the funniest things I've seen on the American version was Ryan Stiles playing a foal being born as a party guest.
Fred Pete - Aug 26, 2005 3:41:49 am PDT #6867 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly," on WKRP.
Not least because the ep starts out so slowly and so low-key.
British Whose Line
Everything Tony Slattery ever said.
Jessica - Aug 26, 2005 4:33:00 am PDT #6868 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Everything Tony Slattery ever said.
I was walking with my handbag the other day,
I went up to my homie and he said "hey!"
He said "Hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey"
And he was really repetitive so I shot him
Jim - Aug 26, 2005 4:37:42 am PDT #6869 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
Sorry, Tony Slattery isn't funny. That's actually one of Newton's Laws of Physics.
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2005 5:02:25 am PDT #6870 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Dude, Wayne Brady -- particularly his songs. They do get me laughing so hard I can't breathe.
Also the skit where Ryan and Colin made the letter h, lowercased.
And mentioning Wayne Brady reminds me -- "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?!?"
bon bon - Aug 26, 2005 5:33:13 am PDT #6871 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
One of the funniest things I've seen on the American version was Ryan Stiles playing a foal being born as a party guest.
Not a fan of Whose Line but this? This was fucking funny.
Choke a bitch: yes! Also on the s2 DVDs, when Charlie Murphy is telling this shaggy-dog story and the boxer shows up at Eddie's House...
eta: why did I capitalize house?