Any number of scenes between Groucho Marx and Margaret Dumont, or between Groucho, Chico and Harpo. Harpo Marx in general.
Yes, this. I need to buy my own copy of the Marx Brothers box set, since I can't
really
steal my Dad's. (I gave it to him, so I'd feel bad scampering off with it.)
The "If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service." scene during the walk-off in
Zoolander.
"Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw" from
Lilo and Stitch.
Almost everything in
Young Frankenstein.
Morticia's line "You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him? " from
Addams Family Values.
... okay, now I want to go home and watch movies.
"CK DEXTER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN!"
When Cary Grant pushes Katherine Hepburn down by her FACE.
Bobby on Ritalin on The King of the Hill ("There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad... and there it goes.")
Oh. My. God. YES!
"Uncle Fucka" during the South Park movie. I cried with laughter. Laughed more and more during the movie, but that one was the only part that made me cry.
On "Friends," the Thanksgiving episode where Rachel makes the British trifle, but the pages get stuck together in the cookbook, so it has beef in it.
Ross' line, as soon as Rachel leaves the room: "It tastes like feet!" His delivery kills me, no matter how many times I've seen it.
His delivery kills me, no matter how many times I've seen it.
That episode always cracks me up.
"What's not to like? Jam? Good. Custard? Good. Meat? Gooooood."
On "Friends," the Thanksgiving episode where Rachel makes the British trifle, but the pages get stuck together in the cookbook, so it has beef in it.
And Joey's, "Beef, good. Jam, GOOOOOOOOOOD!"
(ETA: Or, what Dana said. Either way, it's the drawn-out "goooood" that makes the moment.)
On the Daily Show, the clip of a city councilman who was under investigation throwing a rock at the news people outside his house, and JS's reaction to it.
Joey with the turkey on his head makes Joe pee himself.
Oh Lord, half of Christina Ricci's lines as Wednesday Addams in both movies...
Wednesday Addams: Because we're going to play a game.
Pugsley Addams: What game?
Wednesday Addams: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"
Amanda Buckman: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday Addams: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
[Nanny holds up puppet]
Polly/Nanny: Hello, I'm Polly the Puppet.
Nanny: What do you think we should do today?
Polly: I know, lets all clean our rooms!"
[Wednesday holds up Devil-like puppet]
Wednesday: Hello Polly, I will clean my room... in exchange for your immortal soul.
Amanda Buckman: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.
Amanda Buckman: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait.
