"Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw" from Lilo and Stitch.
YES.
I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
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Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2005 10:13:38 am PDT #6811 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Alicia K - Aug 25, 2005 10:21:19 am PDT #6812 of 10002
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.
Bobby on Ritalin on The King of the Hill ("There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad... and there it goes.")
Oh. My. God. YES!
"Uncle Fucka" during the South Park movie. I cried with laughter. Laughed more and more during the movie, but that one was the only part that made me cry.
On "Friends," the Thanksgiving episode where Rachel makes the British trifle, but the pages get stuck together in the cookbook, so it has beef in it.
Ross' line, as soon as Rachel leaves the room: "It tastes like feet!" His delivery kills me, no matter how many times I've seen it.
Dana - Aug 25, 2005 10:26:35 am PDT #6813 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
His delivery kills me, no matter how many times I've seen it.
That episode always cracks me up.
"What's not to like? Jam? Good. Custard? Good. Meat? Gooooood."
Fred Pete - Aug 25, 2005 10:27:04 am PDT #6814 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
On "Friends," the Thanksgiving episode where Rachel makes the British trifle, but the pages get stuck together in the cookbook, so it has beef in it.
And Joey's, "Beef, good. Jam, GOOOOOOOOOOD!"
(ETA: Or, what Dana said. Either way, it's the drawn-out "goooood" that makes the moment.)
Lee - Aug 25, 2005 10:30:32 am PDT #6815 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
On the Daily Show, the clip of a city councilman who was under investigation throwing a rock at the news people outside his house, and JS's reaction to it.
Aims - Aug 25, 2005 10:30:36 am PDT #6816 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Joey with the turkey on his head makes Joe pee himself.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 25, 2005 10:40:10 am PDT #6817 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh Lord, half of Christina Ricci's lines as Wednesday Addams in both movies...
Wednesday Addams: Because we're going to play a game.
Pugsley Addams: What game?
Wednesday Addams: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"
Amanda Buckman: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday Addams: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
[Nanny holds up puppet]
Polly/Nanny: Hello, I'm Polly the Puppet.
Nanny: What do you think we should do today?
Polly: I know, lets all clean our rooms!"
[Wednesday holds up Devil-like puppet]
Wednesday: Hello Polly, I will clean my room... in exchange for your immortal soul.
Amanda Buckman: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.
Amanda Buckman: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait.
bon bon - Aug 25, 2005 10:40:38 am PDT #6818 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Wyckyd Sceptre
!!!
Kathy A - Aug 25, 2005 10:41:11 am PDT #6819 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
TV moments that made me fall out of the chair, laughing: the finale of Newhart, when Dick/Bob wakes up next to Emily; the power walk in "Smile Time"; the GWTW Carol Burnett skit.
Movies that did the same: Airplane! (just about any scene, but on my first viewing at the age of 14, the one that sent me into hysterics was the automatic pilot getting a blow job from Elaine); Blazing Saddles (especially "I'm Tired"); and Who Framed Roger Rabbit ("My Uncle Thumper had trouble with his probate, and he had to take these biiiig pills..." "Not prostate, you idiot--probate!").
Steph L. - Aug 25, 2005 10:42:36 am PDT #6820 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
hat dialogue between Woody Allen and Diane Keaton in Love and Death that manages to reference every major work of Russian fiction in about 20 seconds
"Excuse me, will you hold my bosoms while I adjust my belt?"
"Uncle Fucka" during the South Park movie.
My brother and I should never have been allowed to see that movie together. We laughed so hard through the whole thing that I think we made people get up and move away from us. Particularly the "Les Miserables" montage in the middle-end.