I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


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Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 8:38:54 am PDT #6663 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I have liked Kiera Knightly in many of her films.

I haven't. Also, since I've never seen the wicker bra movie from last summer, I remain unconvinced that she could pull off period, much less darting-wit and cool-dislike Jane Austen period.

Also, I tend to think that Empire dresses are a lot more flattering to round people than to stick-shaped ones. If you dont't got no boobies, there's nothing else the dress shows off, you know?


Cashmere - Aug 23, 2005 8:41:27 am PDT #6664 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Also, I tend to think that Empire dresses are a lot more flattering to round people than to stick-shaped ones. If you dont't got no boobies, there's nothing else the dress shows off, you know?

e.g. Gwyneth Paltrow as Emma.


Volans - Aug 23, 2005 8:42:27 am PDT #6665 of 10002
move out and draw fire

If by "they," you mean puberty. (Not that the hair is helping.)

Well, I meant "the filmmakers made Ron uglier in the movies than I thought he was in the books" but your point is solid also, so pick your own antecedent to my unclear pronoun and go with it.

Just watched the Brothers Grimm clips. Matt Damon's accent sounds pretty good. Damn. Why can't I dislike him like I want to?


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 8:42:32 am PDT #6666 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you dont't got no boobies, there's nothing else the dress shows off, you know?

They plump up okay.


Cashmere - Aug 23, 2005 8:43:22 am PDT #6667 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Damn. Why can't I dislike him like I want to?

Because he left that Affleck fellow behind and became a better actor.


bon bon - Aug 23, 2005 8:46:40 am PDT #6668 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

They plump up okay.

That first one is a bit of...artistic license. See, e.g., [link]


Cashmere - Aug 23, 2005 8:47:11 am PDT #6669 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

They plump up okay.

That's the corsetry. The girl is Flatty McFlatchested.


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 8:48:56 am PDT #6670 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's the corsetry.

I'm assuming that they have costumers for this piece too, although I'm not sure if they care.

That first one is a bit of...artistic license.

Unless they pulled an anti-Herbie on her in the movie, it's nothing they can't do for another one.

She doesn't really have to be large chested to look it in the movies.


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 8:49:11 am PDT #6671 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

ita, I think you have more faith in what a corset can do for a B-cup than I do. I was watching Sense and Sensibility the other day, and it was really obvious who had the luscious mams and who was whipping out the duct tape to pretend same.

(There was also Emma Thompson, not particularly busty at all and not trying to look it either, but the whole point of Eleanor is that you're supposed to look at the little worry lines around her mouth.)

Why can't I dislike him like I want to?

Um, he's a smoker and a skin-cancer case waiting to happen. He is short. He has been in need of an extra cheeseburger since about 2001.

Trying to help you out with reasons, here.


Cashmere - Aug 23, 2005 8:49:14 am PDT #6672 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

That first one is a bit of...artistic license.

They changed her skin tone and even flattened her belly (!). WTF?