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Aims - Aug 23, 2005 7:28:40 am PDT #6654 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Daniel Radcliff? Such a cutie-pie.

Hands off! Once he's legal, he's mine!! Heehee.


Kalshane - Aug 23, 2005 7:29:17 am PDT #6655 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Allow me to jump on the "let's make Debet blush" train by chiming in with Raq and P-C.


DebetEsse - Aug 23, 2005 8:00:03 am PDT #6656 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Oh, it's not me-now so much as me-in-school that identifies with Hermione. Me-in-school wore blue jeans and an over-sized t-shirt everyday, and never did anything more than put her hair in a pony-tail. (Me-in-school very much did the "where did that come from?" when I dressed up for prom-n-stuff.)

And, yes, that's definately influencing my reading of the character.

But it's all kind of cumulative. She's less of a demonstrated stick in the mud (with school work, rules following, eye-rolling-ness at the boys, etc), and more of a Veronica Mars/Buffy/etc etc type of character (with the active interest in pretty, and the focus on take-charge-ness-as-cool (rather than being viewed as vaguely annoying/bitchy, which was much more the sense I remember from the book), and the "bloody brilliance" of slugging Draco). It's a perfectly legitimate character type, and one I like, even. But it's not Hermione. Hermione is, as JKR said, a very specific type, who actually exists in the world, and isn't so represented in fiction (especially modern fiction), as the MovieHermione type.

And, given how much I felt like the movies have been made largely because it seemed like a good idea to the studio (as opposed to, LotR, which seemed like a good idea to the Director), and so were done now, rather than a generation from now, it seems like a rejection of world of Book (which Hermione is very tied to, in a broader sense) in favor of the world of Film (which is where a lot of the changes to MovieHermione's geneology lie, IMO).

Yeah, I'm invested because it feels like they're actively smacking down the heroification of that type of girl, rather than passively ignoring her/us like they normally do. But I think it's a legitimate gripe.


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 8:07:10 am PDT #6657 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Sounds like a legitimate gripe -- I don't have a horse in that race -- but a hopeless one. There is no heroic shlub of novel fame who has not been de-shlubified for the movies. For varying values of de-shlubification, if that's a comfort, but, yeah.

For historical/comparative purposes, I should disclose that I did not understand what people meant by "awkward stage" until Chelsea Clinton was in the media eye. I was just enough older than she to see that her awkwardness was indeed temporary, and that people being cruel about her looks (as many were, in 1996) were doing the equivalent of begrudging the rain its right to fall.


Volans - Aug 23, 2005 8:08:42 am PDT #6658 of 10002
move out and draw fire

And, given how much I felt like the movies have been made largely because it seemed like a good idea to the studio (as opposed to, LotR, which seemed like a good idea to the Director), and so were done now, rather than a generation from now, it seems like a rejection of world of Book (which Hermione is very tied to, in a broader sense) in favor of the world of Film (which is where a lot of the changes to MovieHermione's geneology lie, IMO).

This is really well put.

Another friend just watched the trailer and commented that Hermione was prettier than Fleur.

And I hate to say it, but I think they made Ron uglier. And the hair in GoF isn't helping.


DebetEsse - Aug 23, 2005 8:13:09 am PDT #6659 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Oh, totally hopeless. Well, apart from that, in a generation or so, a kid who grew up with the books will say "Dude! We can do better! We must make Harry Potter into a tv series! Straight from the books!"

Another friend just watched the trailer and commented that Hermione was prettier than Fleur.

Pre-zactly.


erikaj - Aug 23, 2005 8:15:09 am PDT #6660 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

But sometimes that happens, right? People get to be friends and they get roles. And maybe Hermione's role is "Good thing she's smart, because she's not pretty."(I didn't have this, uh, "my friend" did.) And no matter what, you can see yourself as that forever, despite the changes you(or nature) have given your appearance.


Jessica - Aug 23, 2005 8:35:25 am PDT #6661 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And I hate to say it, but I think they made Ron uglier.

If by "they," you mean puberty. (Not that the hair is helping.)

I'm unable to have any feelings on Hermione because right now all of my did-they-even-read-the-book female casting rage is directed at the new Pride and Prejudice. I have liked Kiera Knightly in many of her films. She is not, however, an actress one looks at and immediately thinks "Well, maybe she has a great personality."


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 8:37:25 am PDT #6662 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She is not, however, an actress one looks at and immediately thinks "Well, maybe she has a great personality."

Have you seen the Domino trailer?


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 8:38:54 am PDT #6663 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I have liked Kiera Knightly in many of her films.

I haven't. Also, since I've never seen the wicker bra movie from last summer, I remain unconvinced that she could pull off period, much less darting-wit and cool-dislike Jane Austen period.

Also, I tend to think that Empire dresses are a lot more flattering to round people than to stick-shaped ones. If you dont't got no boobies, there's nothing else the dress shows off, you know?