I'll admit the nonsensicalness of wasting that much ammo on floor remodelling when one has live targets packed solid at the other end of a hallway, but having that image in the trailer probably got them an extra million butts in theater seats.
That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
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Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2005 3:13:52 am PDT #6582 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Volans - Aug 19, 2005 3:30:35 am PDT #6583 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Well, yeah, that's very true.
And I was wondering after I posted if you meant the stunts and things they could do made sense, because they were vampires and werewolves, whereas it's not explained how Charlize can do the Aeon Flux stunts.
Tom Scola - Aug 19, 2005 3:50:54 am PDT #6584 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
The “amateurs” line ruined it for me.
Calli - Aug 19, 2005 5:03:47 am PDT #6585 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Mostly what I took away from Underworld was a desire to own the heroine's long leather coat and a sense of enjoyable mockage. I still think it would make a fun double feature with Van Helsing. On some grey, February day have a bunch of friends over, mix up some strong magaritas, and MST3K the hell out of 'em.
Kalshane - Aug 19, 2005 5:09:26 am PDT #6586 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
The movie is visually well-done. But beyond that, the only enjoyment I got out of it (and I know I've mentioned this before, sorry for the repeat) was the lame two-whip-wielding vampire getting his face chomped on for doing something so stupid.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2005 5:59:53 am PDT #6587 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Why did none of the werewolf-fighting vampires have stuff to take advantage of werewolves' canine nature, like ultrasonic whistles, pepper spray, or squeaky chew toys?
Kalshane - Aug 19, 2005 6:24:27 am PDT #6588 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Right. Why did they never flee into a bathroom, open the toilet lid and then duck out the window? Or throw a stick in the opposite direction? Or use a box of milkbones as a distraction or bait? Lots of missed oppurtunities there.
Betsy HP - Aug 19, 2005 6:48:08 am PDT #6589 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Keep a bitch in heat on staff at all times.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2005 6:56:41 am PDT #6590 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Personally I was hoping to see the vampire whose choice of weaponry was a sack full of soaking wet housecats that he'd open and fling in the werewolves' faces.
Volans - Aug 19, 2005 7:27:38 am PDT #6591 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Personally I was hoping to see the vampire whose choice of weaponry was a sack full of soaking wet housecats that he'd open and fling in the werewolves' faces.
Underworld: 1699