The movie is visually well-done. But beyond that, the only enjoyment I got out of it (and I know I've mentioned this before, sorry for the repeat) was the lame two-whip-wielding vampire getting his face chomped on for doing something so stupid.
I got stabbed, you know, right here.
Mal ,'Shindig'
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Kalshane - Aug 19, 2005 5:09:26 am PDT #6586 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2005 5:59:53 am PDT #6587 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Why did none of the werewolf-fighting vampires have stuff to take advantage of werewolves' canine nature, like ultrasonic whistles, pepper spray, or squeaky chew toys?
Kalshane - Aug 19, 2005 6:24:27 am PDT #6588 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Right. Why did they never flee into a bathroom, open the toilet lid and then duck out the window? Or throw a stick in the opposite direction? Or use a box of milkbones as a distraction or bait? Lots of missed oppurtunities there.
Betsy HP - Aug 19, 2005 6:48:08 am PDT #6589 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Keep a bitch in heat on staff at all times.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2005 6:56:41 am PDT #6590 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Personally I was hoping to see the vampire whose choice of weaponry was a sack full of soaking wet housecats that he'd open and fling in the werewolves' faces.
Volans - Aug 19, 2005 7:27:38 am PDT #6591 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Personally I was hoping to see the vampire whose choice of weaponry was a sack full of soaking wet housecats that he'd open and fling in the werewolves' faces.
Underworld: 1699
Gris - Aug 19, 2005 10:40:48 am PDT #6592 of 10002
Hey. New board.
Help! Do I see Red Eye or the 40-year-old Virgin tonight?
Why they gotta release TWO major release movies I want to see, on one day, after weeks and weeks of nuthin?
ETA: They even have exactly the same Metacritic score! And it's a good one! (70)
bon bon - Aug 19, 2005 10:50:44 am PDT #6593 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I was planning to buy one ticket and sneak into the other one.
Gris - Aug 19, 2005 10:55:20 am PDT #6594 of 10002
Hey. New board.
Sadly, the times of the movies does not make that too feasible for me.
I can do 7:20 Virgin, but it's two hours long and Red start sat 9:10 OR I could do 7:00 Red, but it's only 85 minutes long and Virgin doesn't start until 10:20.
erikaj - Aug 19, 2005 11:25:08 am PDT #6595 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Why am I not surprised the 40yo virgin starts late? Bwah.