They play clones! Of people! They're in danger! Djimon Hounsou is scary! Run! Explosion! Explosion!
The Island doesn't exist.
They needed more sex.
Spike: We got a history, him and me. Fred: What? Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call battle of wills and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole-- Fred: My God you're so full of crap. Spike: Yeah. Okay.
'Unleashed'
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§ ita § - Jul 26, 2005 10:20:17 am PDT #6154 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tom Scola - Jul 26, 2005 10:21:58 am PDT #6155 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So, apparently, for a movie to be marketable, it either has to have a big-name star, or it has to make sense.
Jesse - Jul 26, 2005 10:22:26 am PDT #6156 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The impression I got from Ewan on Leno a hundred years ago: They play clones! Of people! They have sex! Things go BOOM!
Polter-Cow - Jul 26, 2005 10:23:48 am PDT #6157 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Do sex and explosions mean nothing to the American moviegoing audience these days? God, nobody has any standards.
§ ita § - Jul 26, 2005 10:25:26 am PDT #6158 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the sex explosion balance was tipped. I think there was only the one sex scene in the trailer I saw (if that) and way more explosions.
Ewan and Scarlett -- aren't they better known for sexy than action?
Jesse - Jul 26, 2005 10:30:23 am PDT #6159 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh right, I forgot my whole point: I learned as much from the one interview as from the whole marketing campaign, and it was more compelling than what I've seen since.
Nutty - Jul 26, 2005 10:32:42 am PDT #6160 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I learned more about this movie from you all than from ads. I came away from the ads wondering, "Isn't that a really expensive remake of Logan's Run?" and you all said, "Yep."
I stopped seeing Michael Bay movies after I realized I am not allowed to kill him.
§ ita § - Jul 26, 2005 10:33:45 am PDT #6161 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I stopped seeing Michael Bay movies after I realized I am not allowed to kill him.
You can't drop a sentence like that without letting us know how long you didn't know murder was illegal!
Scrappy - Jul 26, 2005 10:39:09 am PDT #6162 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I liked it in a pretty peeps, pretty explosions sort of way. It's ridiculous and over the top and stupid, but has glimmerings of some depth (whatever is left of the original draft of the script, I am guessing) which means there are some very well-written scenes in the midst of all the mindlessness--kinda jarring. One moment I particularly liked: Ewan as Lincoln, a sheltered clone, "What is God?" Steve Buscemi as a Tech wiz, "Well, you know how sometimes you want something really bad, and you dream about it and hope for it and pray for it? Well, God is the one who ignores you."
§ ita § - Jul 26, 2005 10:54:32 am PDT #6163 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.