I have like no impression of the movie from the ads.
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They play clones! Of people! They're in danger! Djimon Hounsou is scary! Run! Explosion! Explosion!
The Island doesn't exist.
They needed more sex.
So, apparently, for a movie to be marketable, it either has to have a big-name star, or it has to make sense.
The impression I got from Ewan on Leno a hundred years ago: They play clones! Of people! They have sex! Things go BOOM!
Do sex and explosions mean nothing to the American moviegoing audience these days? God, nobody has any standards.
I think the sex explosion balance was tipped. I think there was only the one sex scene in the trailer I saw (if that) and way more explosions.
Ewan and Scarlett -- aren't they better known for sexy than action?
Oh right, I forgot my whole point: I learned as much from the one interview as from the whole marketing campaign, and it was more compelling than what I've seen since.
I learned more about this movie from you all than from ads. I came away from the ads wondering, "Isn't that a really expensive remake of Logan's Run?" and you all said, "Yep."
I stopped seeing Michael Bay movies after I realized I am not allowed to kill him.
I stopped seeing Michael Bay movies after I realized I am not allowed to kill him.
You can't drop a sentence like that without letting us know how long you didn't know murder was illegal!
I liked it in a pretty peeps, pretty explosions sort of way. It's ridiculous and over the top and stupid, but has glimmerings of some depth (whatever is left of the original draft of the script, I am guessing) which means there are some very well-written scenes in the midst of all the mindlessness--kinda jarring. One moment I particularly liked: Ewan as Lincoln, a sheltered clone, "What is God?" Steve Buscemi as a Tech wiz, "Well, you know how sometimes you want something really bad, and you dream about it and hope for it and pray for it? Well, God is the one who ignores you."