Buffy? I like that. That girl's so hot, she's buffy.

Forrest ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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tommyrot - Jul 26, 2005 5:31:19 am PDT #6124 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Doesn't Spielburg get some say in Raiders too?

Yeah. He'll probably change Indy's gun to a walkie-talkie.


Kalshane - Jul 26, 2005 5:36:13 am PDT #6125 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

So they're going to CG in a laser firing from the guy's sword, and then Indy disables him with feedback from the walkie-talkie?


Cashmere - Jul 26, 2005 5:39:58 am PDT #6126 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

That was a classic. I love that Ford's annoyance was genuine because he was fighting the flu or something like that.

dysentery. *shudder*


Maysa - Jul 26, 2005 5:44:56 am PDT #6127 of 10002

So they're going to CG in a laser firing from the guy's sword, and then Indy disables him with feedback from the walkie-talkie?

Please don't give them ideas.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 26, 2005 5:45:38 am PDT #6128 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

For me, I think I laughed hardest at the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, where Indy shoots the swordsman.

For me, it's Steven Seagal's character being blown out of a disintegrating airlock contraption and bouncing off the fuselage of a plane in Executive Decision. That death scene was so satisfying I needed a cigarette afterwards.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 26, 2005 5:48:03 am PDT #6129 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

For me, it's Steven Seagal's character being blown out of a disintegrating airlock contraption and bouncing off the fuselage of a plane in Executive Decision. That death scene was so satisfying I needed a cigarette afterwards.

But that was entirely for the meta of it, right? If it had been another actor, it wouldn't have been so satisfying.

Sort of like watching Alannis make Ben Affleck's head explode in DOGMA.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 26, 2005 5:52:00 am PDT #6130 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yes, but why quibble? I wasn't picky.


Anne W. - Jul 26, 2005 6:15:33 am PDT #6131 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

For me, it's Steven Seagal's character being blown out of a disintegrating airlock contraption and bouncing off the fuselage of a plane in Executive Decision. That death scene was so satisfying I needed a cigarette afterwards

The fact that this happened about 20 minutes into the film made it even better. I laughed so hard I had to pause the movie for five minutes.


Lyra Jane - Jul 26, 2005 6:24:14 am PDT #6132 of 10002
Up with the sun

Lloyd Dobler is the perfect version of the regular guy. Jake Ryan is the perfect version of the perfect guy.

Perzactly. Jake is a tabula rasa; I could never crush on him because he didn't seem real. Lloyd, OTOH, is real and goofy and the perfect boyfriend.

I think I saw Say Anything in college sometime, though, so I didn't really grow up with it hanging over my head.


beekaytee - Jul 26, 2005 6:29:39 am PDT #6133 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

My favorite death scene ever was Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea . I was slack jawed.