He's too smug and has an afflecky chin.
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
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Jim - Jul 22, 2005 6:01:09 am PDT #5936 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
Nutty - Jul 22, 2005 7:58:19 am PDT #5937 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
afflecky. adj. (AFF-lek-ee) Excessive, overwhelming, or intrusively calling attention to oneself. I was going to say yes, but his proposal was so afflecky that I didn't even want to talk to him.
Good word.
I don't think Bonds are allowed to be particularly bald, are they? Jason Statham is particularly bald. Also, about as common as Clive, yes?
bon bon - Jul 22, 2005 8:05:23 am PDT #5938 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Statham's a bit of rough, isn't he?
Dana - Jul 22, 2005 8:18:01 am PDT #5939 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I can't see him being suave enough. Bond must be suave, surely?
Not that I'm not looking forward to "The Transporter 2". Jason Statham kicking the shit out of stuff.
Fay - Jul 22, 2005 9:39:36 am PDT #5940 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Chilwan Etyofor
Chewital Ejiofor. Or at least that's how you say it. Chewy for short, like he's a Wookie. Bless. So lickable. Or chewable. Or something.
Jack Davenport gets my vote. For - well anything, actually, but in this instance, for Bond. Because - gah.
I also think he should be Snape instead of Rickman. I love Rickman with a huge love, and I'm glad he's got this high profile role, but he's very much older than the character really should be.
If not Ewan McGregor (and I agree he seems inappropriately boyish), how about his Shallow Grave costar, whatchamacallim? The 9th James Bond? He's very versatile.
Kate P. - Jul 22, 2005 10:30:39 am PDT #5941 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Chiwetel. edited 'cause that sounded snippy, and was not meant to be.
JohnSweden - Jul 22, 2005 10:33:57 am PDT #5942 of 10002
I can't even.
Statham's a bit of rough, isn't he?
Remember early Connery (the way Bond should be, dammit)? Big Tam was a plasterer and a bodybuilder before he got into the acting game. I think Statham could do that edgy sauve. All he needs is a tux and a BBC accent.
Fay - Jul 22, 2005 12:37:22 pm PDT #5943 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Yeah, I thought there was probably an E instead of the A, but couldn't be arsed to check. Which I realise sounds really bad, 'cause my post looked like I was trying to be Pedantry!Girl, but I just think that Chewy is such a frakking splendid name that it should be known.
(I'm rather startled if I got the rest of it right? Go team me!)
sumi - Jul 22, 2005 12:59:23 pm PDT #5944 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
You mean Christopher Ecclestone? (Or is there no final 'e'? I can never remember.)
The 9th James Bond. . . . hee.
Fay - Jul 22, 2005 1:01:00 pm PDT #5945 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Yes! Him! He could maybe do it. He's a very versatile actor. Mind you, I don't know that he'd be up for genre work - he got cold feet over Doctor Who pretty fast, didn't he? And Bond is pretty much genre.