James Doohan!
Oh, wait.
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James Doohan!
Oh, wait.
Zombie!James Doohan!
Keanu!
"Aye now whaar the barstard lies. Aye brought him theyar. Caaaarfax Abbay!"
t /end flashback to Dracula
We just saw American Splendor and it was fucking awesome.
The Flick Filosopher has an entertaining review of The Island. She's definitely a Sean Bean fangirl ("Frankly, Sean Bean could have done with some fetishizing here, too, but he is the villain after all, and I suppose that cars bursting into flame are morality neutral and hence appropriate for fetishizing while it would simply be wrong to visually worship bad guys. Except... it's Sean Bean!), and in fact, appreciates all the pretty:
For an action movie, The Island really is like a supermodel convention, as Handsome Dr. Evil (Bean: National Treasure, Troy) hires Beautiful Mercenary (Djimon Hounsou: Beauty Shop, Constantine) to retrieve Gorgeous Rebel (McGregor) and Even More Gorgeous Tagalong Movie Girl With Nothing To Do But Look Fabulous (Johansson).
Huh. I actually don't think of Ewan as gorgeous. He's sexy as hell, but it's mostly personality—I'd say at best he's goodlooking in an odd sort of way.
Speaking of Alexis Denisof, but only peripherally, I read an interview with J. August Richards two-three years ago in which he said he would love to be the first black James Bond. Take that for what you will.
Denisof should get it, but Angel just didn't have the profile. He's by far the best candidate. Lester I always backed, but have been convinced that he's too cerebral and not tough enough. 10 years ago they should have given it to Sean Bean (his baddie in Goldeneye was pretty much the textbook of how bond should be), now I dunno - Clive Owen's too common, Daniel Craig looks like a badly shaved monkey, Rhys-Meyers is too effete, Paul Bettany wouldn't do it, Chilwan Etyofor is too glum plus I can't spell his name, Ewan is too short and jolly and wouldn't take another iconic role...
They need to cast a CGI young Sean Connery.
What about Matthew MacFadyen?
(Fine, yes. I'm pulling attractive dark haired actors out of my ass, but at least I've moved back across the ocean from Canada.)
(Though I'm still loving the Paul Gross notion.)
(I mean, c'mon! Paul Gross! In a tux! What's not to love?)