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'Beneath You'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Gandalfe - Jul 21, 2005 2:35:26 pm PDT #5909 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Canadian? Canadian.

Dave Foley!


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2005 2:36:35 pm PDT #5910 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Paul Schafer!


JohnSweden - Jul 21, 2005 3:29:40 pm PDT #5911 of 10002
I can't even.

Shatner!

Leslie Nielsen!

Dan Aykroyd!

Keanu!


Gandalfe - Jul 21, 2005 3:31:48 pm PDT #5912 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

James Doohan!

Oh, wait.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2005 3:39:54 pm PDT #5913 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Zombie!James Doohan!


Fay - Jul 21, 2005 4:05:55 pm PDT #5914 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Keanu!

"Aye now whaar the barstard lies. Aye brought him theyar. Caaaarfax Abbay!"

t /end flashback to Dracula


Cashmere - Jul 21, 2005 5:36:05 pm PDT #5915 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

We just saw American Splendor and it was fucking awesome.


Kathy A - Jul 21, 2005 5:40:30 pm PDT #5916 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The Flick Filosopher has an entertaining review of The Island. She's definitely a Sean Bean fangirl ("Frankly, Sean Bean could have done with some fetishizing here, too, but he is the villain after all, and I suppose that cars bursting into flame are morality neutral and hence appropriate for fetishizing while it would simply be wrong to visually worship bad guys. Except... it's Sean Bean!), and in fact, appreciates all the pretty:

For an action movie, The Island really is like a supermodel convention, as Handsome Dr. Evil (Bean: National Treasure, Troy) hires Beautiful Mercenary (Djimon Hounsou: Beauty Shop, Constantine) to retrieve Gorgeous Rebel (McGregor) and Even More Gorgeous Tagalong Movie Girl With Nothing To Do But Look Fabulous (Johansson).


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 21, 2005 6:43:08 pm PDT #5917 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Huh. I actually don't think of Ewan as gorgeous. He's sexy as hell, but it's mostly personality—I'd say at best he's goodlooking in an odd sort of way.


Mr. Broom - Jul 21, 2005 7:20:41 pm PDT #5918 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Speaking of Alexis Denisof, but only peripherally, I read an interview with J. August Richards two-three years ago in which he said he would love to be the first black James Bond. Take that for what you will.