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§ ita § - Jul 04, 2005 6:19:27 pm PDT #5168 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From IMDB:

Brett Ratner is spicing up the new X-Men 3 movie with the addition of his very own fantasy - a sex siren mutant who seduces her opponents rather than battles them. Ratner takes over from departing director Bryan Singer, who made the first two movies, and the Rush Hour film maker is determined to leave his mark on the comic book series. The new mutant has not yet been cast but unknowns Kate Nauta and Aya Sumika will reportedly audition. A source tells Pagesix.com the mutant will be, "An unbelievably hot and sexy hooker. Her super power is that she secretes a pheromone that helps her to seduce men. She can seduce anyone." The source adds of the auditions, "They are open to all ethnicities who are in their early-to-mid 20s."


Polter-Cow - Jul 04, 2005 6:21:36 pm PDT #5169 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Uh.


sumi - Jul 04, 2005 6:29:10 pm PDT #5170 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

The description of the new mutant reminds me sadly of Dark Angel.


Polter-Cow - Jul 04, 2005 6:31:43 pm PDT #5171 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I thought Max was part cat or something. Did she exude hot and sexy feline pheromones?


Gris - Jul 04, 2005 6:31:51 pm PDT #5172 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Jessica Alba didn't need pheromones to seduce men. IJS.

There was that one episode where her cat genes or whatever-the-hell kicked in and she was in heat. That episode was evil to male viewers worldwide because we had to watch her seduce some not-too-attractive guy who was just incredibly lucky to be in the right place at exactly the right time. It was also probably the second-to-last episode I watched because that show was really bad.

The mutant sounds like a giant pile of horrible, and I hope it's just a dumb rumor.


Polter-Cow - Jul 04, 2005 6:32:53 pm PDT #5173 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It just seems wholly unnecessary, given the number of characters the movie already has, and the wealth of actual characters they could potentially use.


DavidS - Jul 04, 2005 6:33:40 pm PDT #5174 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A source tells Pagesix.com the mutant will be, "An unbelievably hot and sexy hooker. Her super power is that she secretes a pheromone that helps her to seduce men. She can seduce anyone."

Okay. That franchise is dead. Keep that fucker away from Spider-Man, okay?


§ ita § - Jul 04, 2005 6:34:32 pm PDT #5175 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There was that one episode where her cat genes or whatever-the-hell kicked in and she was in heat.

Just one? I thought it happened during two sweeps episodes.

That X-Men rumour is NASTY. I just ... how sad.


Gris - Jul 04, 2005 6:34:54 pm PDT #5176 of 10002
Hey. New board.

I'm seriously leaning towards stupid rumor on this one. There's no fucking way that could get past even the dumbest of network executives, I would hope.

ETA:

Just one? I thought it happened during two sweeps episodes.

Might've been two. I watched 9 episodes before I deleted them all. Made a couple of choice screenshots, then deleted them all. Pretty only gets me for so long.


§ ita § - Jul 04, 2005 6:44:39 pm PDT #5177 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't believe I googled ...

She goes into heat at least twice ("Heat" -- episode 2 (if you count the two hour pilot as one ep), and "Meow" -- episode 20). Another source says she also goes into heat in episode 7, but I really can't keep searching because it hurts me.