I thought Max was part cat or something. Did she exude hot and sexy feline pheromones?
Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.
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Polter-Cow - Jul 04, 2005 6:31:43 pm PDT #5171 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Gris - Jul 04, 2005 6:31:51 pm PDT #5172 of 10002
Hey. New board.
Jessica Alba didn't need pheromones to seduce men. IJS.
There was that one episode where her cat genes or whatever-the-hell kicked in and she was in heat. That episode was evil to male viewers worldwide because we had to watch her seduce some not-too-attractive guy who was just incredibly lucky to be in the right place at exactly the right time. It was also probably the second-to-last episode I watched because that show was really bad.
The mutant sounds like a giant pile of horrible, and I hope it's just a dumb rumor.
Polter-Cow - Jul 04, 2005 6:32:53 pm PDT #5173 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It just seems wholly unnecessary, given the number of characters the movie already has, and the wealth of actual characters they could potentially use.
DavidS - Jul 04, 2005 6:33:40 pm PDT #5174 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
A source tells Pagesix.com the mutant will be, "An unbelievably hot and sexy hooker. Her super power is that she secretes a pheromone that helps her to seduce men. She can seduce anyone."
Okay. That franchise is dead. Keep that fucker away from Spider-Man, okay?
§ ita § - Jul 04, 2005 6:34:32 pm PDT #5175 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There was that one episode where her cat genes or whatever-the-hell kicked in and she was in heat.
Just one? I thought it happened during two sweeps episodes.
That X-Men rumour is NASTY. I just ... how sad.
Gris - Jul 04, 2005 6:34:54 pm PDT #5176 of 10002
Hey. New board.
I'm seriously leaning towards stupid rumor on this one. There's no fucking way that could get past even the dumbest of network executives, I would hope.
ETA:
Just one? I thought it happened during two sweeps episodes.
Might've been two. I watched 9 episodes before I deleted them all. Made a couple of choice screenshots, then deleted them all. Pretty only gets me for so long.
§ ita § - Jul 04, 2005 6:44:39 pm PDT #5177 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can't believe I googled ...
She goes into heat at least twice ("Heat" -- episode 2 (if you count the two hour pilot as one ep), and "Meow" -- episode 20). Another source says she also goes into heat in episode 7, but I really can't keep searching because it hurts me.
Polter-Cow - Jul 04, 2005 6:48:06 pm PDT #5178 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Did it do Smallville-style one-word titles? Were there episodes called "Claws" and "Fur" and "Kitty" and "Purina"?
Fay - Jul 04, 2005 6:48:12 pm PDT #5179 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
episode was evil to male viewers worldwide because we had to watch her seduce some not-too-attractive guy who was just incredibly lucky to be in the right place at exactly the right time
See, that annoyed me not just for the whole facepalm thing about Max's sex drive anyway, but also because of this. Everyone was all "Ick! Coyote Ugly! Ick!" about the bloke, and he was cute, damn it. I mean, okay, marginally less plastic looking than the various musclebound Manticore-made chaps, or the pretty guy in the wheelchair, but still cute. I mean, it turned out that he was a bit of a twit, but everyone's initial judgements were totally based on the fact that he was supposed to be a minger. And - he wasn't. What would have been funny was if they HAD cast someone genuinely unbeautiful.
('course, I fancied Normal as much as pretty whatchamacallim in the wheelchair, and the various Manticore-made boys not at all, so possibly I'm not their target audience after all.)
Were there episodes called "Claws" and "Fur" and "Kitty" and "Purina"?
Spits coffee on cat.
Um. Don't think so. Nor Fleas nor Furball. More's the pity.
§ ita § - Jul 04, 2005 7:02:29 pm PDT #5180 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Who was the actor playing the normal guy?