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evil jimi - Jun 30, 2005 4:04:36 pm PDT #4995 of 10002

Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Hubbard totally made up everything in Dianetics and the only thing he believed about it was the adulation, power, and (most importantly of all) money he made from it. The man was a pathalogical liar from childhood, who craved the lifestyle money brought.

Read Bare-Faced Messiah by Russell Miller for an excellent (and true) biography of Hubbard.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 30, 2005 4:10:04 pm PDT #4996 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I want to point out that it's not actually Scientology's metaphysics I'm contemptuous of, as Thetans and alien conquerers don't strike me as terribly further divorced from reality than angels and demonically possessed herds of swine. However, the ~~pyramid scheme~~church's organization and the behaviors that it encourages toward nonbelievers are another matter entirely.

Sean K - Jun 30, 2005 4:28:49 pm PDT #4997 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm with you Matt. My main beef with Scientology is that salvation should not cost a quarter to a half a million dollars.

I do hold their cosmology in contempt, but no moreso than any other cosmology I hold in contempt.

Steph L. - Jun 30, 2005 4:43:20 pm PDT #4998 of 10002

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Blasphemer! Xenu the Space Clam died for your sins!!

§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 5:08:44 pm PDT #4999 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm more partial to cosmologies with a little more seasoning. A 2000 year old tale of thetans works better for me.

Kalshane - Jun 30, 2005 5:24:58 pm PDT #5000 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Speaking of Tom Cruise, someone had this as part of their signature on a message board. Made me go WTF and laugh at the same time.

Jessica - Jun 30, 2005 5:28:21 pm PDT #5001 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Xenu the Space Clam died for your sins!!

Pfft. Xenu died for no one! Xenu exploded several million other beings for your sins!

Lee - Jun 30, 2005 5:35:37 pm PDT #5002 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Now I want to be Xenu.

Can I change my user name again?

Jessica - Jun 30, 2005 5:39:24 pm PDT #5003 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Only if you can prove that you're really a 75 million year-old space clam.

Really, the most amusing part of the whole Xenu story is that L. Ron's wife at the time he was writing it was named Mary Sue.

It's just so...appropriate.

Lee - Jun 30, 2005 5:41:52 pm PDT #5004 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Jess, Jess, Jess...

You do not ask Xenu to prove it is Xenu. You believe Xenu when it says it is Xenu. You have faith in the words of Xenu.

What? It worked for Jesus.

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