askye: hot damn, that scene was cool.

Bruce wanted a symbol that would be incorruptable and immortal.

And some bitchin' marketing opportunities.

Sorry, sorry. I'll stop. I'm like the snake in the garden of Eden, aren't I?

I don't believe that you can use tools of manipulation without getting a charge out of being able to manipulate

I'm with Robin. I think it's just another set of things you can do -- sometimes you're driven by what you see as the requirements of the situation, not by something as personal as pleasure.

I'm like the snake in the garden of Eden, aren't I?

I think you think you should like Batman, and are conflating the character failing you with the movie's failings.

I think the two are very distinct.

Nothing remotely snakey about it.

The commercial I am thinking of, P-C, is from some years back, where a guy on a football team is totally crushed in a tackle. They take him off to the sidelines, take off his helmet, and ask him, "How many fingers am I holding up?" He says: "Three."

Coach says, "Who am I?" Player says, "Coach."

Coach says, "Who are you?" Player gets this amazed, delighted look on his face: "I... am Batman!"

You know, I can't remember what the commercial was selling at all. I just remember that, after the product placement, there's the player, standing up, shouting, "To the Batmobile! Away!!"

Now that I've resolved a computer problem by rebooting, I can comment.

After "To the Batmobile! Away!" there's a voiceover saying, "Not going anywhere for awhile?" Then suggests you have a Snickers bar to keep those hunger pangs from getting too bad.

I think you think you should like Batman,

There's got to be a reason to get involved with the character, right? "Like" may not be the word, but I do think I should empathize with him.

and are conflating the character failing you with the movie's failings.

Well, if the protagonist fails to work, the movie's got a good chance of being doomed, in my mind. Awesome secondary characters can only help so much.

His superego gets stronger, I think, *because* he's afraid of his id getting out.

I think the scenes toward the beginning of The Dark Knight Returns look a lot like Bruce's id getting out. He watches scenes of his city falling apart until he breaks, and resumes his old Batman identity. But then, he also seems to get a certain satisfaction out of hurting the bad guys here that he doesn't show in Justice League or in Batman Begins. But again, it's set after years of trauma and damage.

I'm not talking about the movie when I say you think you should like Batman, Nutty. I'm talking about the character, as depicted in the comics in the past ten years. If you don't like him, why should you like the movie?

It's not the movie's fault you don't like him. It's a pre-existing condition.

The movie hasn't failed the character so much as the character (even before the movie) failed you.

Not that I'm saying the movie's perfect, but a discussion of how the movie failed the character would talk about different things from your objections.

Which Batman title should I read?

From way back: Ali, right now the only title I'm loving is Batman and I'll let you know if the others stop sucking.

I think my copy of Kingdom Come has the Elseworlds branding.

Of all the comic book heroes, I expect to care about Batman the most. He's got no magic powers, and he has a tailor-made woobie-worthy backstory.

Sure, he's only human, but in my experience, Bruce/Batman is the comic book hero least likely to strike an emotional chord, because he's as emotionally closed-off as late-seasons Buffy. Of course, on account of baby and schedule issues, I have yet to see for myself how they translated him to film.

I'm now reminded of seeing the Baz Luhrman Romeo + Juliet with a friend. As we left, I asked if she liked it, and she said no, she's always hated the story.

Bruce/Batman is the comic book hero least likely to strike an emotional chord, because he's as emotionally closed-off as late-seasons Buffy

And as such, not much of a woobie.

Cass? She's a woobie, and then some. Batman doesn't have the same footholds.