I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


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erikaj - Jun 26, 2005 10:49:24 am PDT #4611 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I liked it too, but I bet JG was funnier...Garner is a funny man. And Matt, I like your nick for Gibson.


Alibelle - Jun 26, 2005 11:28:44 am PDT #4612 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I saw Bewitched, The Perfect Man, and Mr. and Mrs. Smith on Friday. I enjoyed them all, though Mr. and Mrs. Smith was definitely the most tightly edited and charismatic. I don't understand what people have against Bewitched, really. It's pretty inoffensive. And I had a few issues with The Perfect Man, mostly a couple of choices the heroine and her mother make, including one painful watch from the hall thing, but it was otherwise better than I expected.


tommyrot - Jun 26, 2005 7:19:03 pm PDT #4613 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was almost asleep, when the following question popped insistingly into my consciousness:

What is a 'moisture farm'?


Gris - Jun 26, 2005 7:27:37 pm PDT #4614 of 10002
Hey. New board.

It's a large tract of desert land covered with machines called "vaporators" that, as near as I can tell, use some sort of condensation procedure to pull what little moisture out of the air there is. The moisture, which has magically become water, is then sold to the inhabitants of said desert.

Why these vaporators, which almost certainly use a very, very simple running principle, are so likely to break down in Star Wars canon is a question left best unexplored.

ETA: It's evident that I read way too many of the expanded universe novels when I was younger, isn't it? There's a reason my insistence about not seeing the third movie is so strong: my emotional investment is too great to handle another thrashing.


Polter-Cow - Jun 26, 2005 7:31:52 pm PDT #4615 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

There's a reason my insistence about not seeing the third movie is so strong: my emotional investment is too great to handle another thrashing.

But...it's really good.


tommyrot - Jun 26, 2005 7:32:09 pm PDT #4616 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, but there's crops involved too. Unless Uncle Owen ran both a moisture farm and an unspecified crop farm.

Why these vaporators, which almost certainly use a very, very simple running principle, are so likely to break down in Star Wars canon is a question left best unexplored.

Plus the vaporators speak a binary language. (Even though XML would make more sense.)


Una - Jun 26, 2005 8:08:10 pm PDT #4617 of 10002
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

a question left best unexplored.

Must....resist....going....SWgeek.....


Mr. Broom - Jun 26, 2005 10:07:07 pm PDT #4618 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

On a planet that is mostly desert, I don't see why moisture could not be considered a crop.


Volans - Jun 26, 2005 10:59:03 pm PDT #4619 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Why these vaporators, which almost certainly use a very, very simple running principle, are so likely to break down in Star Wars canon is a question left best unexplored.

They get clogged with sand?

"Sexist McCrucifixion" is PERFECT.


Nicklas - Jun 26, 2005 11:08:52 pm PDT #4620 of 10002
"Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy."

But...it's really good.

"Nooooooooooooooooooo!"