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Jessica - Jun 22, 2005 2:26:34 pm PDT #4527 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay, I know the first film was grossly ahistorical, but...wibble:

Cate Blanchett is to reprise her role as the Virgin Queen in a $47 million sequel to the 1998 film Elizabeth.

The film, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, will detail the Tudor monarch's tempestuous relationship with Sir Walter Raleigh and suggest Elizabeth was infatuated with the courtier and adventurer.

Clive Owen, the brooding star of Closer and Sin City, is to play Sir Walter Raleigh.


§ ita § - Jun 22, 2005 2:27:36 pm PDT #4528 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, my heart did an extra thumpy thing.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 22, 2005 3:58:24 pm PDT #4529 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Who greenlighted this, and would they like a blowjob?


sumi - Jun 22, 2005 5:15:05 pm PDT #4530 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, and here I was thinking that Clive shouldn't play costume drama earlier than the 20th century.


Jim - Jun 22, 2005 10:25:58 pm PDT #4531 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Sir Walter Raleigh was not a fucking cockney.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2005 3:55:11 am PDT #4532 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And Queen Elizabeth I wasn't a fucking Aussie.


Jim - Jun 23, 2005 3:59:25 am PDT #4533 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Yeah, but Cate is at least prepared to make a stab at an accent. Owen will just be Chancer in a ruff. Chancer was a great show, but Owen has been playing precisely the same character since.


Jim - Jun 23, 2005 4:01:17 am PDT #4534 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Which is fine, you know - Connery is always Connery, Clint always Clint - but you need to fit that kind of Star into the right role. Otherwise you get the horrors of the days when Bruce Willis used to try and stretch himself, and no-one wants that.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2005 4:01:29 am PDT #4535 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Has he been asked to play any different characters? I mean, is the repetition because he can't do it, or because people loved what they saw once, and keep casting him in similar sorts of roles?

Cate's a brilliant chameleon. I have no idea if Clive can do it, but I can't be sure he can't until I see him fail.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2005 4:04:26 am PDT #4536 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Clint always Clint

I'd say there was at least one big exception here, when he was going for John Huston. In the end, I'm not sure how successful he was at it, but it was fascinating to watch and utterly un-Clint-like.