No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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Gandalfe - Jun 20, 2005 10:40:51 am PDT #4446 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I may take the lovely wife out on a date this weekend to go see it.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2005 11:37:37 am PDT #4447 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Michael Caine about Alfred, and stuff.


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2005 11:39:17 am PDT #4448 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm waiting for Christopher Nolan to do Alfred: The Beginning," Caine jokes.

Heh.


Volans - Jun 20, 2005 11:44:48 am PDT #4449 of 10002
move out and draw fire

I put my foot down and refused to watch any more European award-winners, so we watched Seabiscuit last night. Chris Cooper was awesome, as usual, but I've got a pounding headache from so many large anvils being dropped right on my noggin. We played the Anvil Drinking Game - starting with the scene of the racing cars being rolled into the stable, we raced each other to predict the anvils. And the movie never let us down - they never missed a chance at an anvil.

Gah.

Pretty horses though.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2005 11:45:16 am PDT #4450 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I completely agree with:

"My view is that you should always do remakes of failures. Then you've got nowhere to go but up, you know? They can't say, 'Well, it's not as good as the original, you made a piece of crap. They'd just say, 'What a piece of crap that was,' anyway."


DavidS - Jun 20, 2005 12:18:34 pm PDT #4451 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"My view is that you should always do remakes of failures. Then you've got nowhere to go but up, you know? They can't say, 'Well, it's not as good as the original, you made a piece of crap. They'd just say, 'What a piece of crap that was,' anyway."

Let's start with David Mamet rewriting that TV minisieres with Phoebe Cates. What was it? Lace?


Tom Scola - Jun 20, 2005 12:20:12 pm PDT #4452 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

WEECH WAN OF YOU BEECHES EES MY MOTHAR!!!


DavidS - Jun 20, 2005 12:23:04 pm PDT #4453 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

See? Toms knows.

I don't know if I've ever seen Scola go for the asscaps before, even for comic effect.


bon bon - Jun 20, 2005 12:24:00 pm PDT #4454 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I know. That seemed very loud for Tom. And therefore hilarious to imagine.


Betsy HP - Jun 20, 2005 12:31:07 pm PDT #4455 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

For Mamet, I believe that would be

WHICH FUCKING ONE OF YOU FUCKING BITCHES IS MY MOTHERFUCKER?!?!??!