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Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Jessica - Jun 20, 2005 11:45:16 am PDT #4450 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I completely agree with:

"My view is that you should always do remakes of failures. Then you've got nowhere to go but up, you know? They can't say, 'Well, it's not as good as the original, you made a piece of crap. They'd just say, 'What a piece of crap that was,' anyway."


DavidS - Jun 20, 2005 12:18:34 pm PDT #4451 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"My view is that you should always do remakes of failures. Then you've got nowhere to go but up, you know? They can't say, 'Well, it's not as good as the original, you made a piece of crap. They'd just say, 'What a piece of crap that was,' anyway."

Let's start with David Mamet rewriting that TV minisieres with Phoebe Cates. What was it? Lace?


Tom Scola - Jun 20, 2005 12:20:12 pm PDT #4452 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

WEECH WAN OF YOU BEECHES EES MY MOTHAR!!!


DavidS - Jun 20, 2005 12:23:04 pm PDT #4453 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

See? Toms knows.

I don't know if I've ever seen Scola go for the asscaps before, even for comic effect.


bon bon - Jun 20, 2005 12:24:00 pm PDT #4454 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I know. That seemed very loud for Tom. And therefore hilarious to imagine.


Betsy HP - Jun 20, 2005 12:31:07 pm PDT #4455 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

For Mamet, I believe that would be

WHICH FUCKING ONE OF YOU FUCKING BITCHES IS MY MOTHERFUCKER?!?!??!


Nutty - Jun 20, 2005 12:41:43 pm PDT #4456 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Ha!!

I've got a pounding headache from so many large anvils being dropped right on my noggin.

That is my assessment of the horse movie, too. Having watched the American Experience episode about Seabiscuit, I found the movie dull, obvious, and deeply lame. (Also, Tobey Maguire couldn't look period if he tried. He didn't.)

you should always do remakes of failures.

I am so glad that someone in Hollywood agrees with me. For this, I forgive Michael Caine Beyond the Poseidon Adventure and Jaws: The Revenge.


Kathy A - Jun 20, 2005 12:48:21 pm PDT #4457 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That is my assessment of the horse movie, too. Having watched the American Experience episode about Seabiscuit, I found the movie dull, obvious, and deeply lame.

When I first saw it in the theater, I thought it was above average due to the pretty cinematography and the well-staged horse races. Other than that, it didn't stick out for me. When I saw it the second time on a cross-country plane ride, the tiny screen negated the pretty pictures and emphasized how utterly lame the storyline and dialogue were. Definitely a movie that suffers on the small screen.

(Also, Tobey Maguire couldn't look period if he tried. He didn't.)

I read an article in the past few months that said that the only male lead actor that can convincingly pull off a period role was Russell Crowe. I'd have to add Liam Neeson to that list, but couldn't really think of too many more. From the current batch of Hollywood Hunks, I'd say Christian Bale (as seen in Little Women, he can pull off the waistcoats and more elegant manners of the past) and Johnny Depp (as seen in Neverland). Orlando needs to age more before he can pull of the he-man approach.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2005 12:49:42 pm PDT #4458 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Orlando needs to age more before he can pull of the he-man approach.

Orlando may need to age before he call pull of the now-man approach.

I think a lot of English actors are more practiced at it, since they have a hell of a lot of period TV compared to the US.


JZ - Jun 20, 2005 12:51:09 pm PDT #4459 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

couldn't really think of too many more

Colin Firth.