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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Gris - Jun 15, 2005 10:01:45 pm PDT #4212 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Whoa. I'm either tired or more girly than I should be, because my brain went straight to Alexis Bledel when I read that.

Had I not known you HAD to be talking about Batman (because, really, what else would you be talking about?) then I would've never figured out that you meant the alexis-denisof-as-um-joker? rumors.


DebetEsse - Jun 15, 2005 10:06:09 pm PDT #4213 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

He can play Catwoman, and it would make me happy. He's just so suited to the Movie-verse.

Alexis Bledel, so very not.

I will give them props for not casting for traditional-pretty for the role of The Girl. She's quite asymmetrical.


Jim - Jun 15, 2005 11:56:21 pm PDT #4214 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

A friend of mine did point out that if Scientology took the Pepsi Challenge with any other major religion, it's not that wacko - so the bread becomes the corpse of Jesus halfway down your throat, hmm? And he lived in a whale? I see. And what's all this about mixing different types of cloth? And he's a blue elephant?


Jesse - Jun 16, 2005 4:02:48 am PDT #4215 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Batman = hot. I liked the movie a LOT, although I think they could have done without one of the parts -- there was just a lot going on. Honestly? I would have loved a movie that ended with him putting on the suit for the first time, and no big villian part. Which is not to say I didn't love it, I just wanted more of everything! Except Katie Holmes. It looked fantastic, I loved Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman, and all the Bat-stuff, and etc., etc.

The theater, OTOH, was full of jackholes -- they let us in to the theater nearly an hour ahead, and there was this group of I swear to god twenty people coordinating seats throughout the theater the ENTIRE TIME before the movie started. There was also a couple who came in twenty minutes before show time and LEFT because they couldn't find two good seats together. @@ I also enjoyed the crew of boys sitting up front who yelled, "Batman's a BITCH!" when Katie Holmes slapped him in the car.

Finally, I want to go to ninja school now.


juliana - Jun 16, 2005 4:44:04 am PDT #4216 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Finally, I want to go to ninja school now.

Who doesn't?


flea - Jun 16, 2005 4:53:14 am PDT #4217 of 10002
information libertarian

Jesse: the world's first cowgirl ninja.


Ailleann - Jun 16, 2005 5:13:29 am PDT #4218 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

So was I the only one who went Liam Neeson is Ra's Al Ghul? WTF? I thought Ra's was actually Asian?

Cause again, might be an "I don't know the comics" thing. But it truly boggled me for about two minutes.


tommyrot - Jun 16, 2005 5:22:36 am PDT #4219 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I kinda' liked the new Batmobile before I saw the movie, but now I want one of my own.

Woudln't be the first time people accuse me of owning a tank, though.


Jesse - Jun 16, 2005 5:25:10 am PDT #4220 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just hope the Batmobile model and Batsuit are still at the Toys R Us by the time I actually make it down there. That shit was so hot.


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 5:56:10 am PDT #4221 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ailleann, no, I did that too. It boggled me for the rest of the movie, actually, until my friend explained that Ken Watanabe was only a figurehead pretending to be Ra's Al Ghul (who is Egyptian, not Chinese). I was confused because I thought the "dual identity" comment was about some sort of magic, and we'd seen Ra's and Ducard in the same place at the same time. But now it makes sense.