I'd put Michael and Tom 1 and 2. Michael's repeated surgery tips the scale for me.
Mel isn't that close. I mean,
reactionary, fundamentalist freakazoid
isn't that rare.
Dawn: Any luck? Willow: If you define luck as the absence of success--plenty.
'Touched'
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Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2005 9:14:44 am PDT #4137 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
JZ - Jun 15, 2005 9:15:12 am PDT #4138 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Buying a zeppelin pings me as much further toward the "charmingly eccentric" end of the weirdness scale, but hopping up and down on Oprah's furniture is firmly in the moderate-to-severe FREAKASS range.
Also, Travolta has been married to the same identical person for some appreciable length of time, and has managed in interviews to convey his affection for her without pouncing, hopping or flapping. Mind, I still think he's weird, but compared to Tom he is at this point positively stodgy.
DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 9:16:15 am PDT #4139 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
isn't that rare.
Running his own religious cult and bankrolling his own freakass movies. Honestly, Tom's not in his league. Scientology in Hollywood is as common as herpes.
juliana - Jun 15, 2005 9:16:59 am PDT #4140 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Val's a jerk, but that's another subject.
True, but still infinitely more jumpable than Toothy McTootherson, who is also proving to be a jerk.
No real argument, I just like the eye candy.
Nutty - Jun 15, 2005 9:18:00 am PDT #4141 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think Travolta wised up about the annoyingness of proselytizing Scientology when he sat down his kids to watch The Scientology Movie, and his kids all said, "Oh YOU'RE the bady guy!!"
Or maybe when they found the movie boring, bombastic and ridiculous.
I think more Hollywoodites should have zeppelins. For one thing, avoid all the Los Angeles traffic! For another, a justification for owning a home in the Hollywood Hills -- can't moore a zeppelin to just any apple tree in the Valley, you know.
Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2005 9:18:57 am PDT #4142 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Covering xposting --
So I guess the real question is, is it weirder to (a) buy a zeppelin or (b) proclaim your love for Katie Holmes on Oprah in a scarifyingly enthusiastic manner?
I pick (b). At worst, (a) is endearingly eccentric. By contrast, it's stark staring bonkers for a 42YO man to go on Oprah Winfrey and act like either a 13YO in the middle of his first crush, or a 16YO who just got laid for the first time. In the privacy of close friends, maybe acceptable in certain circumstances, but not in public. And I say that as a 42YO man.
Battlefield Earth and War of the Worlds -- too soon to tell.
DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 9:19:48 am PDT #4143 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Zeppelins for everyone! It is a Zeppelin renaissance which will undoubtedly bring back the greatest of all pulp magazines, Zeppelin Stories.
Jessica - Jun 15, 2005 9:20:24 am PDT #4144 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Unless the aliens in War of the Worlds turn out to be space clams, it's not remotely in the same league as Battlefield Earth.
juliana - Jun 15, 2005 9:20:36 am PDT #4145 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Zeppelins for everyone!
And no playing Stairway To Heaven on any of them!
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2005 9:20:43 am PDT #4146 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm psyched for War of the Worlds.
I loves me a good disaster flick.