Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

'The Message'


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Jessica - Jun 15, 2005 9:20:24 am PDT #4144 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Unless the aliens in War of the Worlds turn out to be space clams, it's not remotely in the same league as Battlefield Earth.


juliana - Jun 15, 2005 9:20:36 am PDT #4145 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Zeppelins for everyone!

And no playing Stairway To Heaven on any of them!


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2005 9:20:43 am PDT #4146 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm psyched for War of the Worlds.

I loves me a good disaster flick.


Sean K - Jun 15, 2005 9:20:45 am PDT #4147 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Scientology in Hollywood is as common as herpes.

Yeah, but Tom's a weird Scientologist.


Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 9:21:08 am PDT #4148 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

No Stairway? Denied!

t /Wayne


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2005 9:22:14 am PDT #4149 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are no clams (I think) in WotW, but there is this.


DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 9:22:43 am PDT #4150 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Lilty, don't be alarmed now, but...there's a bustle. Don't look! Okay, sit down. ::sigh:: It's in your hedgerow.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2005 9:23:29 am PDT #4151 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think more Hollywoodites should have zeppelins. For one thing, avoid all the Los Angeles traffic! For another, a justification for owning a home in the Hollywood Hills -- can't moore a zeppelin to just any apple tree in the Valley, you know.

Does he keep that in CA, or is it at his airfield on Vinalhaven in Maine?


Sean K - Jun 15, 2005 9:23:32 am PDT #4152 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think for most Scientologists in Hollywood it's a money/career thing.

Tom outdoes Mel because for him Scientology is an ecstatic/gnostic thing. Xenu is weirder than Jesus, pure and simple.


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2005 9:23:44 am PDT #4153 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think they should next make "The Batman Wars Against The Dirigible Of Doom" into a movie.

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(A dirigible is a generic Zeppelin)