Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


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Sean K - Jun 15, 2005 9:10:08 am PDT #4132 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Val is whacked. OUT., to be sure, but not in the space-clam-worshiping way. I don't think.

Val's a Christian Scientist -- the only medicine you need is a good prayer session -- but as wacky Christian cults go, the Christian Scientists are okay -- they are capable of objective literature review and support reading and literacy. Val's a jerk, but that's another subject.


Jessica - Jun 15, 2005 9:10:42 am PDT #4133 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Has the Mirrormask trailer on Yahoo been linked yet?


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2005 9:11:51 am PDT #4134 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Has the Mirrormask trailer on Yahoo been linked yet?

Yes.


-t - Jun 15, 2005 9:12:52 am PDT #4135 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I keep getting a "The proxy experienced an error" message while trying to watch the Mirrormask trailer. Pout.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2005 9:12:56 am PDT #4136 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So I guess the real question is, is it weirder to (a) buy a zeppelin or (b) proclaim your love for Katie Holmes on Oprah in a scarifyingly enthusiastic manner?

No, I think the comparable (b) point for Travolta was BATTLEFIELD EARTH. That said, he hasn't seemed to be much of a spokesperson since then.


Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2005 9:14:44 am PDT #4137 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'd put Michael and Tom 1 and 2. Michael's repeated surgery tips the scale for me.

Mel isn't that close. I mean,

reactionary, fundamentalist freakazoid

isn't that rare.


JZ - Jun 15, 2005 9:15:12 am PDT #4138 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Buying a zeppelin pings me as much further toward the "charmingly eccentric" end of the weirdness scale, but hopping up and down on Oprah's furniture is firmly in the moderate-to-severe FREAKASS range.

Also, Travolta has been married to the same identical person for some appreciable length of time, and has managed in interviews to convey his affection for her without pouncing, hopping or flapping. Mind, I still think he's weird, but compared to Tom he is at this point positively stodgy.


DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 9:16:15 am PDT #4139 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

isn't that rare.

Running his own religious cult and bankrolling his own freakass movies. Honestly, Tom's not in his league. Scientology in Hollywood is as common as herpes.


juliana - Jun 15, 2005 9:16:59 am PDT #4140 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Val's a jerk, but that's another subject.

True, but still infinitely more jumpable than Toothy McTootherson, who is also proving to be a jerk.

No real argument, I just like the eye candy.


Nutty - Jun 15, 2005 9:18:00 am PDT #4141 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think Travolta wised up about the annoyingness of proselytizing Scientology when he sat down his kids to watch The Scientology Movie, and his kids all said, "Oh YOU'RE the bady guy!!"

Or maybe when they found the movie boring, bombastic and ridiculous.

I think more Hollywoodites should have zeppelins. For one thing, avoid all the Los Angeles traffic! For another, a justification for owning a home in the Hollywood Hills -- can't moore a zeppelin to just any apple tree in the Valley, you know.