I'm still saddened that Katie Holmes doesn't understand she's a beard.
Mel's way freakier than Tom. Mel's off the freakin' map.
Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.
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DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 8:50:36 am PDT #4111 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Nutty - Jun 15, 2005 8:54:19 am PDT #4112 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
But Mel fits into a schema of weirdness. Dressing up recognizably as a Klingon is schematic weirdness, something where all you have to do is accept or reject the basic premise "It is cool to dress up like a Klingon."
Whereas, Tom, I am betting that John Travolta is sitting around his Scientology center muttering to himself, "That cat is weird. I don't want him messing up my engrams. Oh shit, he's coming over here!!"
DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 8:57:26 am PDT #4113 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Whereas, Tom, I am betting that John Travolta is sitting around his Scientology center muttering to himself, "That cat is weird. I don't want him messing up my engrams. Oh shit, he's coming over here!!"
Oh come on. Travolta just bought a fucking Zeppelin this year. He's got no room to carp.
Gris - Jun 15, 2005 8:58:35 am PDT #4114 of 10002
Hey. New board.
I'd just like to say that I'm loving all of these images. Tom humping furniture? John Travolta thinking "that cat is weird'? Love it.
Keep it up.
My only comment is: Katie Holmes is pretty. She should fall in love with me, instead of him.
Or maybe not.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2005 9:00:18 am PDT #4115 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh come on. Travolta just bought a fucking Zeppelin this year. He's got no room to carp.
I dunno - there are better things to spend money on, but that's pretty cool all the same.
Gris - Jun 15, 2005 9:01:28 am PDT #4116 of 10002
Hey. New board.
I want a zeppelin.
Glamcookie - Jun 15, 2005 9:01:28 am PDT #4117 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Katie Holmes is pretty but she seems rather dim. Actually, this Tom thing has caused her intelligence rating to slip from "rather dim" to "OMGWTF happened to you?"
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 15, 2005 9:01:57 am PDT #4118 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh come on. Travolta just bought a fucking Zeppelin this year. He's got no room to carp.
Dude, I'd buy a zeppelin without a second thought if I had that kind of money to burn. They're cool!
Gris - Jun 15, 2005 9:02:05 am PDT #4119 of 10002
Hey. New board.
But Tom Cruise was in Top Gun! How could she do better?
Jessica - Jun 15, 2005 9:02:51 am PDT #4120 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
On the Scale of Weird, I think "buys Zeppelins" is waaaaay below either "founded wacko Catholic cult" and "worships space clam overlords." I mean, really.