Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2005 4:54:38 am PDT #4095 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Roger Ebert gave Batman Begins four stars in a very spoiler-filled review that I won't post a link to (I'm highly disappointed about his lack of spoiler warning, especially since I knew nothing about the storyline before reading it).

Roger Ebert has been notoreous for years for giving away spoilers.

I didn't realize that more emphasis on story and character and less emphasis on high-tech action was just what was needed.

From The Onion (photo caption):

Warner Bros. reportedly green-lit Batman Begins after surveys suggested that audiences would be interested in seeing a Batman movie that didn't entirely blow.

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eta: now I want to read the comic "The Batman Wars Against The Dirigible Of Doom."


Tom Scola - Jun 15, 2005 5:02:01 am PDT #4096 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The NYT review warns: "People with bat phobias should take care."


Jessica - Jun 15, 2005 5:11:53 am PDT #4097 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

She really liked it, too.

And because I am a shameless pimp, DH's review is up at FJI.


Jim - Jun 15, 2005 5:46:46 am PDT #4098 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

That NYT review is notable for being the only time the phrase "a restrained Gary Oldman" has ever been typed.


Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2005 6:05:49 am PDT #4099 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ahahahahaha.


Fiona - Jun 15, 2005 6:06:47 am PDT #4100 of 10002

Salon hated it. Sample quote:

In fact, it makes us feel virtually nothing at all, except maybe a shuddering, reluctant nostalgia for Joel Schumacher. Schumacher's two "Batman" pictures may have been wretched, but at least they didn't mistake oppressiveness for emotional depth.

Now that's just cruel.

(She liked Gary Oldman a lot too though).


DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 8:07:13 am PDT #4101 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

from kind of weird, but generally OK, Hollywood guy to Our Weirdest Fucking Celebrity, completely vaulting over both Madonna AND Courtney Love.

Michael Jackson & Mel Gibson are still 1-2 right?


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2005 8:07:45 am PDT #4102 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that Tom may have gone further than Mel.


DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 8:08:31 am PDT #4103 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think that Tom may have gone further than Mel.

Tom just joined a cult. Mel is running one.


Beverly - Jun 15, 2005 8:28:58 am PDT #4104 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I'm with Hec. Though actually, I think Mike and Mel are pretty much neck and neck...

...ew. Squicky.

Tom's a distant third compared to those two.