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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 12:33:51 pm PDT #3853 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But the number of people who know what various metropolitan areas look like is much bigger than the number of people who know the details of actual law.

Oh, and the Rent trailer is up for real now: [link]


bon bon - Jun 07, 2005 12:37:41 pm PDT #3854 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Well, we'll just have to concede that movies take place in Magic Yorkago under the Fictionstution.


Nutty - Jun 07, 2005 12:38:38 pm PDT #3855 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I'm guessing that Rumble In The Bronx doesn't slip by on any technicalities, huh?

Ha ha ha! That was so cute! What with mountains right near the Bronx, which has its own ocean bay.

There is faking it, location-wise, and then there is faking it. Like, I can understand having no budget and having to pretend with $7, a flugelhorn, five paperclips, and a yard of fabric; but taking one of the most visually salient features of Chicago, putting it in New York, and acting like you haven't, is ridiculous. Like, if they'd filmed the elevated trains of St. Louis, or someplace less, you know, hugely famous for its elevated trains, I would have cut a scintilla more slack.

Just as I forgave the X-Files for not knowing a lot of subtleties of the geography and culture of Washington, DC. But, there is "I was not aware Crystal City is a neighborhood nickname rather than a formally-defined city" and then there is "What do you mean it's physically impossible to traverse 500 miles in two hours by car?"


Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 12:39:13 pm PDT #3856 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I vote for more fake-named places! When I write my movie, it will take place in Isola New Morton.


Nutty - Jun 07, 2005 12:43:59 pm PDT #3857 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Cereal:

The problem with the film, as I understand it, is that the first murder and the second are in different states...and there is no double jeopardy protection against being prosecuted for the same crime in different states.

I think the problem is that you may not be prosecuted for the same crime twice, but if the husband isn't really dead, then she didn't kill him and has committed no crime. (In fact, she was framed, because her husband is a prick.) So if she goes ahead and kills him later, then she can be prosecuted for that crime. It's not that the crimes are in different states; it's that wrongful conviction for the first one does not give carte blanche for the second one.

So no, it still makes no sense, and anybody who sat down and thought about it would be able to puzzle out that premeditated murder is never legally-consequence-free, no matter how much you've been screwed over.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 07, 2005 12:52:25 pm PDT #3858 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I saw the first part of the Little House on the Prairie miniseries that was on ABC.

They lost me when Ma kept appearing with her hair down. ma! Who insisted that Laura wear a corset to thresh hay! And was practically scadalized when she didn't wear one to bed.

Plus, it kept getting in her way and seemed just like it would annoy her while on the Prairie.


erikaj - Jun 07, 2005 12:52:33 pm PDT #3859 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

God, that movie stank."Double jeopardy"...I've not seen the other one.


Kathy A - Jun 07, 2005 12:57:34 pm PDT #3860 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

R.I.P. Anne Bancroft.

Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2005 1:24:21 pm PDT #3861 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I would be marginally okay if they avowedly decided that Gotham is not New York at all

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't this already been done? Does Gotham have a Statue of Liberty, or a Rockefeller Plaza, or an Empire State Building? Has it been being drawn like NYC this whole time and I'm so metropolis(har) impaired it's gone over my head?

Gotham is just Gotham. IIRC, the DC universe acknowledges NYC, as well as its own made-up locales.


Hil R. - Jun 07, 2005 1:51:44 pm PDT #3862 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hasn't "Gotham" been used as a nickname for NYC since long before Batman? Making Gotham really resemble some other real place seems confusing.