Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


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Frankenbuddha - Jun 06, 2005 7:02:20 am PDT #3780 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, the fairly early cheapie Dark Star does a good job of evoking the mindfuck of staring into the black (in a black humored way).

Heh, love this movie. Best alien ever. Interestingly, one of the co-writers and actors was Dan O'Bannon (his character had all the interaction with the alien), who went on to co-write the original script that became Alien (though that was extensively re-worked by Walter Hill).


Frankenbuddha - Jun 06, 2005 7:05:18 am PDT #3781 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, does it need to be movies? Because a couple of the Firefly episodes really made that point - Bushwhacked, Our Mrs. Reynolds (for the ending), and Out of Gas being the main ones, but the first reavers sequence in the original Serenity gets some of that too.

Of course, they'll be a real movie for that soon, but probably not soon enough.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 7:18:36 am PDT #3782 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Time doesn't like Batman Begins.


Mr. Broom - Jun 06, 2005 7:25:37 am PDT #3783 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Brett Ratner is taking over X3 after the departure of Matthew Vaughn. This plus the scuttlebutt on the preliminary script has me very, very worried.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 7:27:27 am PDT #3784 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They need to dump both the script and the director, and get Joss in. Oh, and maybe Halle too, if they're spring cleaning.


Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 7:49:45 am PDT #3785 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Batman Begins is kind of mixed so far on Rotten Tomatoes.


Vonnie K - Jun 06, 2005 9:03:58 am PDT #3786 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Well, 80% positive doesn't sound too bad.

Ebert and that other guy raved about it last night on their show. Ebert is supposed to be a comic book buff, no?


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 9:05:18 am PDT #3787 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are five reviews counted right now -- which means each new one coming in can sway the rating very heavily. Were there five when you looked, Jesse?


Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 9:11:04 am PDT #3788 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, there were five, and I had never heard of three of them, so I'm calling it 50/50 at this point.


Jessica - Jun 06, 2005 9:29:45 am PDT #3789 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I trust Empire more than either the Hollywood Reporter or Variety, so I'd say it looks pretty hopeful.

[eta: Empire liked Mr and Mrs Smith too.]