Quite a few Christians will tell you that Jesus turned water into grape juice.
Lame!
Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 12:26:54 pm PDT #3629 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Nutty - Jun 01, 2005 12:27:21 pm PDT #3630 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Biblical interpretation: the true original fanwank.
Kathy A - Jun 01, 2005 12:27:25 pm PDT #3631 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Quite a few Christians will tell you that Jesus turned water into grape juice.
Seriously? Gosh, I'm even more grateful for having been raised Irish Catholic--no hangups about booze, just good old-fashioned Irish guilt, which can usually be handled with a regular dose of confession.
DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 12:29:25 pm PDT #3632 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Biblical interpretation: the true original fanwank.
amych and I once had a long discussion of fanfiction as midrash.
JZ - Jun 01, 2005 12:30:19 pm PDT #3633 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Quite a few Christians will tell you that Jesus turned water into grape juice.
Humph. Jesus totally rolls His eyes forever at these people and is all "What.Ev." and making an L on His forehead behind their backs.
I imagine He finds it quite a relief, what with all the serious and malignant craxyheads who make Him tear His hair out and drink gin from the dog dish.
erikaj - Jun 01, 2005 12:30:20 pm PDT #3634 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Grape juice? I can't see that. It was a wedding, not, like, Circle. Eh, whatever blows their skirts up. Chastely, of course.
Nutty - Jun 01, 2005 12:39:19 pm PDT #3635 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
The real problem is, of course, who had a Frigidaire to keep all that grape juice from getting nasty? And really, is room-temperature grape juice any good? I think not. Nobody can be festive about grape juice without a nice chiller and some ice cubes.
Wine, OTOH, at least some of the time is worth drinking at room temperature.
P.M. Marc - Jun 01, 2005 12:46:29 pm PDT #3636 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
In my translation, he turns the water into single malt.
You didn't feel that way about "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"? I walked away from that one half an hour in. It felt like an awful fanfilm that someone somehow managed to get the View Askew regulars to star in.
The second time I saw it in the theatre, I laughed myself hoarse. As in, lost my voice from laughing. The sheer number of pop-culture refs was staggering. YMMV.
erikaj - Jun 01, 2005 12:48:24 pm PDT #3637 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I thought it was funny. Not as funny as Plei, but...
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 12:50:11 pm PDT #3638 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I thought it was pretty funny, but I can hardly remember any of it. I know there was a lightsaber battle at the end....
Faith was in it, right?