Jonathan ,'Touched'
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In my translation, he turns the water into single malt.
You didn't feel that way about "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"? I walked away from that one half an hour in. It felt like an awful fanfilm that someone somehow managed to get the View Askew regulars to star in.
The second time I saw it in the theatre, I laughed myself hoarse. As in, lost my voice from laughing. The sheer number of pop-culture refs was staggering. YMMV.
I thought it was funny. Not as funny as Plei, but...
I thought it was pretty funny, but I can hardly remember any of it. I know there was a lightsaber battle at the end....
Faith was in it, right?
Quite a few Christians will tell you that Jesus turned water into grape juice.
Wow. Never heard that one. Growing up Southern Baptist, I was always told Jesus turned the water into wine because there were no other options. If coke/pop/soda had existed, he would have turned it into that instead. (JZ, please continue the eyerolling.)
Dancing, of course, is bad because it inevitably leads to The Sex.
I was always told Jesus turned the water into wine because there were no other options. If coke/pop/soda had existed, he would have turned it into that instead.
No one has quoted "Jesus was Way Cool" yet?
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
The real problem is, of course, who had a Frigidaire to keep all that grape juice from getting nasty?
It's been explained to me, in very patient terms, that what is translated as "wine" was actually a means of preserving the grape juice as something of a gel so it did not go bad and could be diluted at will.
Of course, this doesn't explain why the guests at the wedding said "Whoa, most people bring out the bad stuff after everybody is drunk; you guys saved the good stuff for last!"
That comment makes no sense at all unless the substance people were drinking before they ran out and the stuff Jesus produced were both intoxicating.
I love that we have a religious conversation in a movies thread, originally inspired by a Morgan Freeman quote.
This place rules.
Also, I love Alanis!God. I also love the Jesus in Reefer Madness: The Musical.
The best explanation (as in 'makes sense') explanation I ever heard a pastor give for using grape juice rather than wine at communion was that a) kids below drinking age took communion at that church and b) they had a number of recovering alcoholics in the congregation. Yeah, there are probably some good counter-arguments, but bonus points for not wanking the Bible to justify a no-alcohol stance.
Edit: I have yet to see Dogma, but desperately want to. My thoroughly agnostic dad walked out of it, not because he was offended, but because he was bored. I think Ben Affleck irks him.
The best explanation (as in 'makes sense') explanation I ever heard a pastor give for using grape juice rather than wine at communion was that a) kids below drinking age took communion at that church and b) they had a number of recovering alcoholics in the congregation.
That's why my church uses grape juice. They don't care about booze (Methodists), but they want everyone to be able to participate.