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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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JohnSweden - Jun 01, 2005 10:30:23 am PDT #3611 of 10002
I can't even.

Right after I saw Dogma, I got into a long discussion at a bar with a woman who thought it was blasphemous and evil. She hadn't seen it. Somehow, that translates into points for Kevin Smith.

I love the bit in An Evening with Kevin Smith where he talks about going down to the local multiplex to join the protest of his own movie. And how his sign ("Dogma is Dogshit") was nicer than everyone else's because he used sparkles on his.


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2005 10:38:25 am PDT #3612 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think you lose points for accepting the role of God, no matter how crappy the movie.

Even God can't like Jim Carrey. It's not possible.


Kathy A - Jun 01, 2005 10:43:11 am PDT #3613 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Even Whoopi scored some points with me by playing God in that Very Merry Muppet Christmas Special from a few years ago. Of course, David Arquette scored more by not being obnoxious and playing very well with Kermit.


Sean K - Jun 01, 2005 10:47:32 am PDT #3614 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I totally get it, Sean. "If you're living in the same Universe I am, that there is the only viable characterization of a loving God I've ever seen."

This. I thought it was an utterly convincing portrayal of a God I can believe in.

But to each their own.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 11:18:12 am PDT #3615 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It occurs to me that Bryan Fuller's version of God would terrify me if I believed in it.


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2005 11:37:07 am PDT #3616 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I am oddly defensive about Dogma and her appearance as God in it. I get weepy at that movie, and that scene in particular.

(It's the standing on her head, smelling the flowers, and the nose tweak that get me)

I'm with you, Sean. It's the only version of God I can plausibly accept -- a God who ENJOYS her creation (and skeeball!), who lets the people she created fuck up big time, and who gets sad when they fuck up so badly.

Brilliant movie. Totally brilliant.


erikaj - Jun 01, 2005 12:08:03 pm PDT #3617 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I liked Alanis as God, too. And I could think Morgan Freeman is God, too, although I think. if God is a man, he speaks like Andre Braugher or James Earl Jones. Oh, no, sacreligious "Jesus, I am your Father!" image.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 12:11:24 pm PDT #3618 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, no, sacreligious "Jesus, I am your Father!" image.

Join me, Jesus, and together we can destroy the Holy Spirit and rule the galaxy!


Mr. Broom - Jun 01, 2005 12:12:39 pm PDT #3619 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Joseph never told you who about your father, did he?


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 12:13:47 pm PDT #3620 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He told me enough! He told me you killed him!