And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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Jessica - May 25, 2005 6:20:59 pm PDT #3365 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's a 9 a.m.?


Cashmere - May 25, 2005 6:48:06 pm PDT #3366 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

My employer is sponsoring a free showing of the new Star Wars movie for its employees... June 2 and 3.

Talk about closing the barn door after the geeks have escaped.


Volans - May 25, 2005 9:57:49 pm PDT #3367 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Sounds like that showing's for the tragically unhip who wish they could be geeks, now that geeks are cool.

Any cred to the rumor that Tom Stoppard helped write the screenplay for ROTS?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2005 9:59:35 pm PDT #3368 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If there is, he should commit hari-kari now before anyone can confirm the rumor.


Sue - May 26, 2005 3:02:34 am PDT #3369 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Any cred to the rumor that Tom Stoppard helped write the screenplay for ROTS?

That sounds like a sarcastic joke more than anything.


Volans - May 26, 2005 3:59:40 am PDT #3370 of 10002
move out and draw fire

So, standard Lucasian fare, then, huh? I saw the rumor in the New York Times review...probably what happened was that Lucas faxed Stoppard the treatment and offered a million dollars if Stoppard would screenwrite. Stoppard's response was probably something about all the tea in China.

Or, you know, maybe he did help out. Maybe in response to the fax, he sent back an edited version with the note "I was never involved in this, but here's a freebie" and all Jar-Jar's scenes cut out.


tommyrot - May 26, 2005 6:03:08 am PDT #3371 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or else he changed all of Jar-Jar's dialog to nothing but profanity.


-t - May 26, 2005 6:06:27 am PDT #3372 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That'd be if Mamet was writing it.


Trudy Booth - May 26, 2005 6:51:24 am PDT #3373 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It is apparently accepted as Star Wars canon that the Rebel Alliance was in its beginning stages in Episode IV. Lucas reportedly decided against creating the Alliance in Episode III for that reason

Oh NOW he gives a fig about continuity?

Good call t golf claps your super hero space princess has turned into a whiner who brushes curly hair.

I mostly enjoyed it. I've forgiven Lucas a lot -- now it's more like he felt-up my childhood memories. But I can see why Portman might be pissy.


Jessica - May 26, 2005 7:14:01 am PDT #3374 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yet another Top 100 Movies of All Time list.