There is NOTHING WRONG with her nookie. The nookie is healthy; it's the lungs that have the problem. The nookie are admittedly attached to the same body as the lungs, but they are not full of happy little tuberculi. Or happy little spirochetes.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
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Betsy HP - May 23, 2005 12:23:07 pm PDT #3257 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - May 23, 2005 12:24:05 pm PDT #3258 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sex which won't transmit TB isn't teh fun sex.
Gris - May 23, 2005 12:24:32 pm PDT #3259 of 10002
Hey. New board.
Sex which won't transmit TB isn't teh fun sex.
Please PLEASE let me tag this.
Sean K - May 23, 2005 12:25:48 pm PDT #3260 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
The nookie are admittedly attached to the same body as the lungs, but they are not full of happy little tuberculi. Or happy little spirochetes.
The tuberculi and spirochetes aren't all up in there....
§ ita § - May 23, 2005 12:26:47 pm PDT #3261 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gris, it's all yours.
Polter-Cow - May 23, 2005 12:35:23 pm PDT #3262 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
When you rent it, make sure you get the version titled "Leon" instead, for the extra-disturbing extra 20 minutes.
I still need to see those minutes!
Oh, and for all you Bollywood fans, the ripoff of The Professional is called Bichhoo. The Mathilda character is ten years older so the relationship can be all wholesome and normal.
Gris - May 23, 2005 12:37:00 pm PDT #3263 of 10002
Hey. New board.
Woohoo new tag!
Now I clean my room and watch more My So-Called Life. Don't know why I'm telling the movies thread this.
Ailleann - May 23, 2005 12:47:56 pm PDT #3264 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I think Kidman wins the award for Most Attractive Consumptive. Second only going to Kate Winslet in Finding Neverland.
In other news, I watched Godsend yesterday. Am I the only one who thinks the Creepy Kid/Young Adult trope is getting done to death?
-t - May 23, 2005 12:49:56 pm PDT #3265 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I hate the Creepy Kid trope too much to be able to tell when it is being overused.
§ ita § - May 23, 2005 12:51:03 pm PDT #3266 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kids are some scary fucks, though.
Add power or knowledge to their coveted youth, and they're everyone's nightmare.