Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


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Nutty - May 19, 2005 6:48:31 am PDT #3016 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Well, I kind of like the idea of Batman just being a great big freak, and inventing some of his stealth techniques all by himself. I didn't need anybody to teach me how to hide things in my bra.

If I was a flesh and blood Gothamite I would probably assume that Batman is someone I don't know, rather that Bruce Wayne.

This is possible. But, with all the l33t gear he has, he would need money. And, I bet he is not usually concentrating on crimes in Bedford-Stuyvesant. And, in the few comics I've read, there was always the problem of Bruce Wayne being at some tuxedoed soiree and having to disappear, leading to the part where Bruce Wayne has to come across like a coward.

Overall, I think it would be physically possible to lead a double life and for nobody to find out. But most of the time, that's not how it works out, even when you are filthy rich. So, I will want to see some serious effort go into the not-finding-out part.


§ ita § - May 19, 2005 6:53:17 am PDT #3017 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I kind of like the idea of Batman just being a great big freak, and inventing some of his stealth techniques all by himself

Batman? Invent? That seems so out of char... wait, no it's completely not.

But if you show me a guy who spends ten years devising what took decades (if not centuries) for a group of people to hone, then you've completely lost me.

If you show a guy get obsessive and gain expertise and take all that and make his own way, then you've got me.


Steph L. - May 19, 2005 7:29:07 am PDT #3018 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I didn't need anybody to teach me how to hide things in my bra.

Batman doesn't wear a bra.

....

....wait for it....

....

That's why he has Robin.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 19, 2005 7:45:21 am PDT #3019 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Batman doesn't wear a bra.

I think the costumes of the previous movies had a similar lift-and-enhance effect. And I don't mean just on the chest.


Mr. Broom - May 19, 2005 9:19:34 am PDT #3020 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Everything I'm seeing for this film makes me think they based it on a great line by Neal Stephenson: "Until a man is twenty-five he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world."


JohnSweden - May 19, 2005 9:29:19 am PDT #3021 of 10002
I can't even.

Twenty-five?

t raises eyebrow

t thousands perish


Mr. Broom - May 19, 2005 9:30:52 am PDT #3022 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Yeah, I've got until September.


JohnSweden - May 19, 2005 9:34:37 am PDT #3023 of 10002
I can't even.

Yeah, I've got until September.

If you hurry to someplace in the Orient and work hard, you have enough time to cram in some serious supernatural-ninja type skills, then you could go kick Neal Stephenson's ass and laugh in a mocking fashion.


Mr. Broom - May 19, 2005 10:19:50 am PDT #3024 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Yeah, but then he'd just ask me how many epic novel's I've put out, and then I'd cry and cry.


Calli - May 19, 2005 10:26:16 am PDT #3025 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You could beat him up with one of his epic novels. Cryptonomicon would work, and quickly too.