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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Matt the Bruins fan - May 19, 2005 7:45:21 am PDT #3019 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Batman doesn't wear a bra.

I think the costumes of the previous movies had a similar lift-and-enhance effect. And I don't mean just on the chest.


Mr. Broom - May 19, 2005 9:19:34 am PDT #3020 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Everything I'm seeing for this film makes me think they based it on a great line by Neal Stephenson: "Until a man is twenty-five he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world."


JohnSweden - May 19, 2005 9:29:19 am PDT #3021 of 10002
I can't even.

Twenty-five?

t raises eyebrow

t thousands perish


Mr. Broom - May 19, 2005 9:30:52 am PDT #3022 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Yeah, I've got until September.


JohnSweden - May 19, 2005 9:34:37 am PDT #3023 of 10002
I can't even.

Yeah, I've got until September.

If you hurry to someplace in the Orient and work hard, you have enough time to cram in some serious supernatural-ninja type skills, then you could go kick Neal Stephenson's ass and laugh in a mocking fashion.


Mr. Broom - May 19, 2005 10:19:50 am PDT #3024 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Yeah, but then he'd just ask me how many epic novel's I've put out, and then I'd cry and cry.


Calli - May 19, 2005 10:26:16 am PDT #3025 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You could beat him up with one of his epic novels. Cryptonomicon would work, and quickly too.


Kalshane - May 19, 2005 11:11:07 am PDT #3026 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

The training with ninja thing doesn't bother me at all, since that's pretty close to Batman's schtick (and the inspiration behind the current Robin's split-toed boots) and ninjitsu schools do still exist in Japan and elsewhere. I know there's at least one school within an hour of where I live, though I couldn't tell you how good it actually is.

I do hope we get at least some brief shots of him training in some other styles and other places as well, though.

Overall, I enjoyed the promo, though I do worry Bale's growly "Batman voice" might start to grate after awhile.


§ ita § - May 19, 2005 11:12:55 am PDT #3027 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do worry Bale's growly "Batman voice" might start to grate after awhile.

Hopefully they'll keep the Bat laconic. Or taciturn. Short-winded. Whatever.


juliana - May 19, 2005 11:15:51 am PDT #3028 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I really want Bruce to say "I know kung fu" after a particularly arduous training session.