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A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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§ ita § - May 17, 2005 7:18:34 pm PDT #2925 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Teenage movie star Lindsay Lohan has reportedly stepped in to replace Scarlett Johansson in Tom Cruise's upcoming Mission: Impossible III sequel. Johansson pulled out of the picture due to scheduling conflicts, and Lohan has allegedly been letting slip that she's the girl for M:I3 in interviews. According to internet site Moviehole.Net, Lohan was overheard talking about the film during a recent interview, which has yet to be broadcast. The redhead-gone-blonde told the interviewer, "Shhhh. You're the first ones I've told," according to the site.

Figure either of them were going to be the love interest?

Strix - May 17, 2005 7:20:02 pm PDT #2926 of 10002

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Have you SEEN how much like coked-out ASS LL looks? It's really quite awful.

§ ita § - May 17, 2005 7:23:17 pm PDT #2927 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Looks like they weren't implants.

Strix - May 17, 2005 7:24:05 pm PDT #2928 of 10002

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yeah, that's the pic I'm thinking of. Look at that poor collarbone. You could do lines offa it.

She looks like hell.

DavidS - May 17, 2005 7:29:30 pm PDT #2929 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. Why Go Fug Yourself is interesting:

You used to be so adorable! Come here, and look at these pictures with me. Look at you here!

Strix - May 17, 2005 7:30:16 pm PDT #2930 of 10002

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm addicted, and it's ALL ITA'S FAULT.

§ ita § - May 17, 2005 7:32:43 pm PDT #2931 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, Erin, have you seen Skin Deep LA? If it's any consolation, it's no longer being updated.

Ailleann - May 17, 2005 11:09:09 pm PDT #2932 of 10002

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Just got back from watching Episode III.

That was twice the movie I was expecting. Holy crap.

The final verdict, of course, is how it stands up as its place in the six-ogy (not a word, but hey, it's 4am here, cut me some slack), but as its own movie? So. Very. Good. I even felt bad for Victim!Anakin. The Emperor is such a bastard. His death in Jedi is so much more of an act of justice now.

Such a happy fangirl am I.

sumi - May 18, 2005 4:41:20 am PDT #2933 of 10002

Art Crawl!!!

From this article in the Boston Herald about The History of Violence:

Cronenberg, who engaged in a Euro-style lip-lock with his leading man in front of the paparazzi, said ``sex and violence'' are natural partners.

It's just a habit with Viggo, isn't it?

Jessica - May 18, 2005 5:09:21 am PDT #2934 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So. Very. Good.

I AM NOT ALONE!!!

weeps for joy

(I am so angry at Lucas for making eps 1 and 2 suck as much as they did. The complete suckitude of those two films makes it nearly impossible to say how good 3 was and be taken seriously. Because, really, what reason do people have not to be expecting a crapfest of epic proportions? Bastard.)

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