Me too. No wonder I'm not 0 Kinsey anymore. She's batshit, but...
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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erikaj - May 17, 2005 12:55:57 pm PDT #2916 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Ailleann - May 17, 2005 1:23:50 pm PDT #2917 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Mr. and Mrs. Smith = the last half hour of War of the Roses + actual combat skillz.
ijs.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2005 1:28:45 pm PDT #2918 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wonder if Pitt aquits himself well on that score? In real life I'd give him 30 seconds if Angelina's guns jammed and she had to close to arm's length.
§ ita § - May 17, 2005 1:30:05 pm PDT #2919 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Brad looks physically capable. Ms Jolie looks insane. It's hard to predict how those two balance out.
DavidS - May 17, 2005 1:40:52 pm PDT #2920 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Brad looks physically capable. Ms Jolie looks insane. It's hard to predict how those two balance out.
You keep saying she's crazy just because she keeps doing all those crazy whackass things. What kind of evidence is that? Just 'cuz she's a brother-nuzzlin', knife-fondlin', billybob dotin' freak.
§ ita § - May 17, 2005 1:45:52 pm PDT #2921 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hey, so I'm judgmental. Sue me.
erikaj - May 17, 2005 1:47:32 pm PDT #2922 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, yeah. But there have been times I thought Billy Bob was...not "hot" exactly, but I could see why he gets attention from women.
bon bon - May 17, 2005 2:40:25 pm PDT #2923 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Because I'm lazy isn't the film by Doug Liman? Bourne Identity?
DavidS - May 17, 2005 2:55:34 pm PDT #2924 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Because I'm lazy isn't the film by Doug Liman? Bourne Identity?
Yep. Also The O.C. pilot, curiously. And the movie, Go. and Swingers.
He didn't direct Supremacy though he does have a producer credit on it. (i.e., got some action)
§ ita § - May 17, 2005 7:18:34 pm PDT #2925 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Teenage movie star Lindsay Lohan has reportedly stepped in to replace Scarlett Johansson in Tom Cruise's upcoming Mission: Impossible III sequel. Johansson pulled out of the picture due to scheduling conflicts, and Lohan has allegedly been letting slip that she's the girl for M:I3 in interviews. According to internet site Moviehole.Net, Lohan was overheard talking about the film during a recent interview, which has yet to be broadcast. The redhead-gone-blonde told the interviewer, "Shhhh. You're the first ones I've told," according to the site.
Figure either of them were going to be the love interest?