I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


tommyrot - May 16, 2005 6:46:32 am PDT #2772 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the NY Times review: (whitefonted, although it's just two lines of dialog so I'm not sure if I need to...)

Darth Vader, already deep in the thrall of the dark side and echoing the words of George W. Bush, hisses at Obi-Wan, "If you're not with me, you're my enemy." Obi-Wan's response is likely to surface as a bumper sticker during the next election campaign: "Only a Sith thinks in absolutes."

Over the top? Maybe. But I like it (at least until I see the actual scene).


bon bon - May 16, 2005 6:50:02 am PDT #2773 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That New Yorker review was a masterpiece of bile. "Break me a fucking give." Glorious!


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 6:57:06 am PDT #2774 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love the sentence Only a Sith thinks in absolutes.

Only? Really? Are you absolutely sure?


tommyrot - May 16, 2005 6:59:23 am PDT #2775 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Only? Really? Are you absolutely sure?

Heh.

There are two types of people in the world: those who think there are two types of people in the world, and....


tommyrot - May 16, 2005 7:06:40 am PDT #2776 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think Anthony Lane was wearing the cranky pants when he wrote that reveiw. (Probably when he saw the movie too.)

I agree with some of what he says, but his thesis seems to be, "Everthing in the Star Wars movies is stupid."

Although I'll have to see if I can incorporate "Break me a fucking give" into everyday conversation....


Betsy HP - May 16, 2005 8:42:37 am PDT #2777 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I think I need a "Break me a fucking give" icon.


tommyrot - May 16, 2005 8:46:23 am PDT #2778 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Although, wouldn't Yoda be more likely to say, "A fucking break give me"?


Betsy HP - May 16, 2005 8:48:33 am PDT #2779 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Sean Connery in Zardoz. [link]

Could somebody please shoot me now? Kthx.


Dana - May 16, 2005 8:49:29 am PDT #2780 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Why did I click? Why?


beekaytee - May 16, 2005 8:51:02 am PDT #2781 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Zardoz

The single most excrutiating movie experience of my ever-lovin' life.

Bar. None.