Bye, now. Have good sex.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Jessica - May 08, 2005 4:54:39 pm PDT #2589 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is that the fifth time for you now?

Er...yes. But I'm pretty sure this is the last time. In theatres.

I want a "Journey of the Sorcerer" ringtone. I found one online that someone made, but to install it I'd need a data cable for my phone, and I can't see myself essentially spending $25 on a single ringtone. So I shall wait until someone more official makes one.


Sean K - May 08, 2005 5:02:25 pm PDT #2590 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Is that the fifth time for you now?

Er...yes.

I only ask because it makes me deliriously happy that it's still making you deliriously happy after five viewings.

I shall have to try and see it again at least once more in theaters.

So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish.....


Vonnie K - May 08, 2005 5:30:07 pm PDT #2591 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I just came back from Kingdom of Heaven. Orlando is hella pretty, but he just doesn't have the gravitas to carry something like what this picture wants to be. I mean, he's not terrible or anything, but just... inoffensive and blank. It's an enjoyable historical epic in its way, but too earnest for its own good, with some fine secondary performances (I particularly liked David Thewlis' turn as a Hospitaler) and kick-ass production values. The battle scenes are well-done--a bit LotR-y in bits, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

I really liked Eva Green as the princess--thought she brought interesting layers to a rather thinly-written character. And of course, it's always good to see Alexander Siddig on big screen.


Eddie - May 08, 2005 5:48:58 pm PDT #2592 of 10002
Your tag here.

I found KoH to be lacking explanation in some parts. Like I needed to have studied The Crusades before watching. Didn't quite understand or believe some of the motivations.

Other than that, Vonnie K is me.


Jessica - May 08, 2005 5:59:42 pm PDT #2593 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I only ask because it makes me deliriously happy that it's still making you deliriously happy after five viewings.

The movie has so many flaws, but it's just so...Hitchhikery!

Yesterday I went to two different stores looking for Yarn Marvin, but there were none to be found. (Though the guy at Suncoast told me he'd seen them at their Queens location, I don't know if I'm motivated enough to go to Queens for a doll.)

I also saw the trailer for The Island on the big screen for the first time today, and oh my how I am ashamed to be looking forward to a Michael Bay movie. It's just mean of them to follow up shots of multiple wet Ewan MacGregors with "From the director of Pearl Harbor and Armageddon..." I feel dirty.


DebetEsse - May 08, 2005 6:54:39 pm PDT #2594 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

My primary thought, after KoH, was "Everything Orlando needed to know to play this part, he learned from Viggo Mortensen". We had a whole series of jokes on the theme.


dcp - May 08, 2005 7:03:00 pm PDT #2595 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Saw Hitchhiker's today. Meh. The pacing didn't work for me. The clever lines and the funny lines kept getting stepped on. I chuckled a couple of times, but I wasn't rolling on the floor the way I did when I listened to the radio show.


§ ita § - May 09, 2005 3:59:10 am PDT #2596 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would have predicted a larger second week dropoff for Hitchhiker's myself:

1.Kingdom of Heaven (2005)$20M$20M 2.House of Wax (2005)$12.2M$12.2M 3.The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)$9.13M$35.1M 4.Crash (2004)$9.1M$9.1M 5.The Interpreter (2005)$7.5M$54.1M 6.xXx: State of the Union (2005)$5.4M$20.8M 7.The Amityville Horror (2005)$3.15M$60.1M 8.Sahara (2005)$3.1M$61.3M 9.A Lot Like Love (2005)$3.04M$18.8M 10.Fever Pitch (2005)$2M$39M


sumi - May 09, 2005 4:30:25 am PDT #2597 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

I went to see Kingdom of Heaven too!

I wondered if Ed Norton was the King of Jerusalem -- he is listed in the IMDB but with a name, not a title.

I also had a question about beheading of suicides -- did they really do that? Is it because it is against the law to commit suicide? Naturally, I got vampire prevention vibes off of that but I get that probably wasn't the reason.


Cashmere - May 09, 2005 4:35:28 am PDT #2598 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sumi, I read that it him was but he was uncredited.