Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 7:29:13 am PST #258 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, at the very least, it doesn't look campily homoerotic.


Jesse - Mar 18, 2005 7:35:21 am PST #259 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The thing about WW having to be white -- is Bullseye not a "known" enough character for it to matter? What about the current Ving Rhames Kojak thing? I'm not saying it's likely, but I don't think it's impossible. Of course, a non-white WW still wouldn't lead to Gina Torres getting the part.


Sean K - Mar 18, 2005 7:35:37 am PST #260 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Well, at the very least, it doesn't look campily homoerotic.

Though I can see the potential for Liam Neeson and Christian Bale to bring a sort of master/student homoerotic pain to it.

I would be okay with that.

Just no Bat Shark Repellant.


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 7:36:27 am PST #261 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Though I can see the potential for Liam Neeson and Christian Bale to bring a sort of master/student homoerotic pain to it.

Oh.

GUH.

Broken now.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2005 7:38:23 am PST #262 of 10002
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Why couldn't they have waited to get rid of the campy homoeroticism until a few movies after Christian Bale joined the franchise?


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 7:39:26 am PST #263 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm still in a Liam Neeson/Christian Bale place. Because Liam Neeson/Peter Sarsgaard in Kinsey = HOTTTTT.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 7:40:56 am PST #264 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

is Bullseye not a "known" enough character for it to matter?

Not Bullseye -- Kingpin. And probably not, although I did hear people bitch about the PCness (of casting a black guy as a criminal -- so right).

Matt, do you need it to be campy? Can't it just be fraught?


Jesse - Mar 18, 2005 7:44:21 am PST #265 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not Bullseye -- Kingpin.

Oh yeah, der.


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 8:02:13 am PST #266 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Bat Sheet. In other words, Oh Dear God YES.


Jessica - Mar 18, 2005 8:09:35 am PST #267 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

With Christian Bale in the mix, any homoeroticism will more likely be filled with angst than camp. Which is just fine with me.