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Cashmere - May 01, 2005 6:56:07 pm PDT #2396 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I heard it was 15 pounds.

I'll defer, since I didn't read any direct reports, just some fan speculation. I think Orlando was interviewed for EW, and might have given a figure. Any weight he puts on will be fine with me, especially since I can't imagine him not putting on weight and then wearing chain mail.

Some of it may not even be for the film specifically, just regular age-related weight gain. Most guys I know put on at least 10lbs between 25 and 30. Of course, most men I know are actuaries, so I may not be the best judge.


Polter-Cow - May 01, 2005 6:58:43 pm PDT #2397 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

New Line is making a movie of Dante's Inferno.

The fuck ? Also, they want to make movies of Purgatorio and Paradiso ? How the hell do they plan to do that, when nothing happens ?! I don't even see what the purpose of an Inferno movie is. It has two characters, and they see a bunch of stuff in hell, and they meet Satan. And that's it. There's no real story to it.


Cashmere - May 01, 2005 7:00:20 pm PDT #2398 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

IMDB's Orlando page is telling me that they're filming PotC 2 & 3 simultaneously. Is this true?


Nutty - May 01, 2005 7:04:30 pm PDT #2399 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

15 lb. makes much more sense. A 6'5" linebacker who already weighs 250 can talk casually of adding 60 lbs. (although I think he'll be sorry later in life), but I don't think a guy I can pick up one-handed can do that kind of thing without a thyroid condition.

Sheesh, Barry's NSM with the subtle, huh? He is like those Hollywood women who get famous and then get their noses done. Like, honey, it's too late now. We know what you look like already.

Concur on the WTF for making a movie out of Inferno. For one thing, you'd have to stop the movie every 10 minutes and explain who all the dead people are, because Dante was the world's original name-dropper.


DavidS - May 01, 2005 7:04:32 pm PDT #2400 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Orlando page is telling me that they're filming PotC 2 & 3 simultaneously. Is this true?

That's what I heard. It's the LoTR model - cuts the production costs for the expensive sets etc.


§ ita § - May 01, 2005 7:29:29 pm PDT #2401 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mostly Orlando, shirtless, in chronological order.

God, the things you people make me do.


Connie Neil - May 01, 2005 7:31:16 pm PDT #2402 of 10002
brillig

What's that I hear from the West? The sound of ita's arm being twisted unbearably?

No, just the neighbor kids shrieking again.


§ ita § - May 01, 2005 7:34:02 pm PDT #2403 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, I'll have you know that took ten whole minutes.


Nicole - May 01, 2005 7:37:28 pm PDT #2404 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Hey, I'll have you know that took ten whole minutes.

Huh. It's taking much longer to drool over the pics. Especially the one with his eyes closed titled Troy.

Yum!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 01, 2005 7:42:33 pm PDT #2405 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Bale gained slightly over 60 pounds between his last movie role and the next one, but it took him from Auschwitz survivor-style emaciation in The Machinist to being Batman. I don't think you can quickly gain that much weight without (1) starting out from an unhealthily thin state; or (2) ending up unhealthily bloated.