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My brother tried to convince me Episode III won't suck by using this review from Kevin Smith. I did some research to show that he's dumb, and I came up with this review of episode II. Sadly, he's not online for me to laugh at him, so I'm sharing with you.
It's gonna suck.
I finally saw Episode II last night. Dear heavens, that was awful. Django Fett was the only character I really liked in the whole thing, and of course they killed him off.
I'm hoping Anakin won't whine so much once he turns evil.
I'm hoping Anakin won't whine so much once he turns evil.
I'm thinking he probably doesn't turn evil until 2 hours into the movie. So I don't care if he does stop then.
If I remember correctly, we hear a burst of shots and then silence, indicating that he is, indeed, dead.I just checked -- we hear tires squealing and sirens and a lot of shouting in the distance. I can barely hear it with the volume at "deafening" so whatever's going on certainly isn't meant to be clear.
I think of horror films as mostly relying on shocks along with the gore, and RD seems to rely more on trust and distrust.
Heh, that is actually the argument, now that I've got my reference book handy:
It outwardly resembles things we've seen before, but it works like a horror film: its first goal is to surprise and shock. [...] Part of the fascination of Reservoir Dogs is that you never know exactly what genre you're watching, or where it could possibly be going, and yet you know that a train wreck is in progress, so you excuse every betrayal of traditional storytelling.
Again, he's not saying it's a horror movie in terms of theme or plot. I think he's commenting on the style and effect. And I'm doing the piece a disservice if I'm making it sound like that's all he talks about; it's a few paragraphs out of about 20 pages.
But QT always has a brutal moralism in place.I'd agree with that in his other movies, but in RD? The characters demonstrate varying degrees of honor & loyalty, and they all die brutally for it. I don't think we're left with any kind of moral system at the end.
Did I just miss discussion of the new Batman trailer or could it be I'm the first to squee over it? Cuz, good!
(here's a direct link to the fullscreen version, if you want to avoid iTunes redirection)
Dear sweet mother of god. A little more than 6 1/2 weeks away, right?
I really dig Christian Bale as Batman, if I haven't already said so a gazillion times. And the Batmobile is so. fucking. cool.
Honestly, I was worried after the last trailer. Because I didn't really dig the Qui Gon esque training sequences. But this one totally gives me a happy.
And yeah, CB is the PERFECT batman.
Because I didn't really dig the Qui Gon esque training sequences.
Nepal does look suspiciously like Tatooine in some of those shots.
But Christian Bale is so perfectly cast. Yum.
And yeah, CB is the PERFECT batman.
I think the "bat" part of that sentence isn't really necessary.