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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse
Martha Graham Martha Graham Marcth Graham
Twyla Twyla Twyla
"So I just stand there?"
"No! You do an ecclectic celebration of dance!"
Tickybox!
Keep it all inside.
"....but you keep it all inside."
The NY Times reviewer could have stopped his review after the second sentence:
The reasons to avoid "House of D," David Duchovny's earnest, unwatchable coming-of-age drama, can best be summarized in a simple declarative sentence. Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor.
Did he even need the first sentence?
Oh my God. I'm afraid to go to the movies for fear I'll be seated in a theater next to one where that's playing.
The reasons to avoid "House of D," David Duchovny's earnest, unwatchable coming-of-age drama, can best be summarized in a simple declarative sentence. Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor.
Wow. I'm trying to imagine a sentence that would make me cower in fear more.
Maybe "Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor who falls in love with a frazzled career woman played by Meg Ryan."