That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 2:27:03 pm PDT #1909 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"....but you keep it all inside."


Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2005 5:51:16 am PDT #1910 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The NY Times reviewer could have stopped his review after the second sentence:

The reasons to avoid "House of D," David Duchovny's earnest, unwatchable coming-of-age drama, can best be summarized in a simple declarative sentence. Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor.


§ ita § - Apr 15, 2005 5:55:57 am PDT #1911 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did he even need the first sentence?


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 15, 2005 5:56:16 am PDT #1912 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh my God. I'm afraid to go to the movies for fear I'll be seated in a theater next to one where that's playing.


Lyra Jane - Apr 15, 2005 6:22:46 am PDT #1913 of 10002
Up with the sun

The reasons to avoid "House of D," David Duchovny's earnest, unwatchable coming-of-age drama, can best be summarized in a simple declarative sentence. Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor.

Wow. I'm trying to imagine a sentence that would make me cower in fear more.

Maybe "Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor who falls in love with a frazzled career woman played by Meg Ryan."


Fred Pete - Apr 15, 2005 6:24:45 am PDT #1914 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Maybe "Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor who falls in love with a frazzled career woman played by Meg Ryan."

"..., who is already engaged to Mel Gibson."


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 15, 2005 6:25:30 am PDT #1915 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You just know he's going to bring spiritual awakening to everyone around him. Maybe it would be worse if he did it in blackface.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:25:51 am PDT #1916 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

who is already engaged to Mel Gibson

"...who is having a secret affair with Carrot Top."


Fred Pete - Apr 15, 2005 6:32:45 am PDT #1917 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Oh, and seriously --

A hint to DVR-equipped fans of the classics. TCM is showing Bombshell at 2:30 a.m. (EST) on Tuesday, April 26. A great screwball comedy starring Jean Harlow, featuring possibly the greatest temper tantrum in movie history.


DavidS - Apr 15, 2005 8:37:16 am PDT #1918 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A great screwball comedy starring Jean Harlow, featuring possibly the greatest temper tantrum in movie history.

I don't think Fred Pete has seen the 1950 Mexican melodrama Aventurera. But he should.

And I will TiVo Harlow tonight as well.