whose moral is CHECK YOUR FUCKING MAIL!
Ah, but she inherited that house. Ben Kingsley bought it from her, and look how things turned out for him.
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
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Jessica - Apr 12, 2005 8:08:37 am PDT #1796 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2005 8:18:10 am PDT #1797 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That sequence is out of sequence with the rest of the movie.
Which had me wondering was he not guarding the place at that point? I would have figured he'd take out Bruce Willis if he was. Or is this when he was still trying to reform (Rutger said something about him trying to not be like he was or something, I swear), and hadn't graduated to cannabalism yet?
DebetEsse - Apr 12, 2005 8:20:14 am PDT #1798 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Frank, my wank for that was that he knew that Bruce Willis was there after the yellow guy, who he didn't like, either, so he didn't much mind if he got killed.
Aims - Apr 12, 2005 8:28:49 am PDT #1799 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ah, but she inherited that house. Ben Kingsley bought it from her, and look how things turned out for him.
Yes, but had she opened her fucking mail, she would have sen it was going to be auctioned, therefore saving lives.
I hate that movie.
Jessica - Apr 12, 2005 8:35:36 am PDT #1800 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I hate that movie.
I figured that went without saying.
And I stand by my Buying Houses In Movies Almost Always A Very Very Bad Idea argument.
Aims - Apr 12, 2005 8:37:27 am PDT #1801 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Buying Houses In Movies Almost Always A Very Very Bad Idea
A-effing-men. Also? Stay away from unlabeld VHS tapes.
Sean K - Apr 12, 2005 8:38:03 am PDT #1802 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
And I stand by my Buying Houses In Movies Almost Always A Very Very Bad Idea argument.
See Also: The Money Pit, Ummm.... other movies where people buy homes and Bad Stuff happens. (Can't really remember others right now, but I know there's lots of them)
Aims - Apr 12, 2005 8:42:01 am PDT #1803 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok, scary(ish) movie title needed. I think it's something like Gate oto Hell or something with Gate. Anyway, basically, a hellmouth opens up in thsi backyard and these teeny little evil demon guys, that you're totally supposed to be afraid but aren't cause-so cute, come running out and terrorize kids.
Steph L. - Apr 12, 2005 8:43:28 am PDT #1804 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Darby O'Gill and the Little People?
Okay, that was a joke.
brenda m - Apr 12, 2005 8:43:38 am PDT #1805 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I love that movie. Fucked up, though. Also, check your mail.